1 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:21,370 Come on, let's go. 2 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,150 Close the door. 3 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:44,730 Sleepwalking- 4 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,760 The condition of walking in your sleep.. 5 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,260 Sleepwalking- 6 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,610 Fifteen percent children 7 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:51,800 between the age of five and eight suffer from this disorder... 8 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,370 Nearly twenty-five percent of these children suffer 9 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:57,930 from this condition for a lifetime. 10 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,170 And this kid is one of them... 11 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:07,700 whose sleepwalking condition wrecked my peace and gave me sleepless nights... 12 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:09,850 Who this boy is? 13 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,850 Let's find out... 14 00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:31,910 Hello. Welcome. 15 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,160 Welcome. Welcome. 16 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,160 How are you? All good? 17 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,740 -Did you put everything in it? -Yes. 18 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,150 Unbelievable, Pinky ji... 19 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,910 You should be ashamed! 20 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,440 Despite being the wedding planner, 21 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:51,530 You've rushed to the snacks counter first. 22 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,240 I'm quite shameless, when it comes to a few things 23 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,160 Indian snacks being one of them... 24 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:10,280 And anyway.. I'm not here to quell my lust for snacks 25 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:14,160 Actually, Is it lust or craving? 26 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:16,450 Lust. 27 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,090 Both are ok. 28 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,160 Aww, you're so flexible, Mr. Puri. 29 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,830 It's not the lust for snacks that brought me here. 30 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,230 I came to make sure the server here 31 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,270 offers complimentary bites to my most handsome client, Mr. Puri, guests... 32 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:37,370 without having to be reminded. 33 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,400 And he forgot. 34 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,750 Listen up Charlie! 35 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:45,990 Make sure the end bites are ready before the client asks for them.. 36 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:49,610 The hospitality needs to be top notch.. Isn't it Puri! 37 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:52,580 Okay. Let's bounce. 38 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,620 The groom must be on his way. 39 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,160 Bring the groom around. 40 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,200 Where is the horse? 41 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,530 What would a horse do without a groom? 42 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,580 No groom? Dear God. Did this one run away too? 43 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,830 -Run Away? -Nothing. Nothing. 44 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:29,240 The groom's coming. But not on a horse. 45 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,190 Then? 46 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,080 [Rap music plays] 47 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:57,700 It's my wedding, and he's getting a floral shower. 48 00:06:58,370 --> 00:07:01,830 Lift me up, bloody nincompoops. Help me. 49 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:05,190 The bride will garland the groom first 50 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,240 Sure. 51 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,950 -What are you doing? -Are you cross-eyed? 52 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,490 Go on. Go on. 53 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,400 Clap for me, guys. I just got married. 54 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:24,660 Wow. Amazing incantations. 55 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,280 -Thank you, mister. -The loin-cloth bit was cherry on top. 56 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:27,700 -Amazing songs. -Thank you, boss. 57 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,910 -Amazing decorations. -Thank you, sir. 58 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,910 Why did you deduct my money? 59 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:36,990 Why did we give him so much? 60 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:38,150 Why did we give him so much? 61 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,160 Why, sir? 62 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,660 Ask yourself this important question, you nincompoop. 63 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:43,660 Nincompoop? 64 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,580 -You're breads.. -Were half-baked. 65 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:48,030 -The Paneer Do Pyaza... -Had only one type of onion. 66 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,530 No green onions?! 67 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,200 I could have still ignored all of the above, Dinesh. 68 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,830 -But the Tiramisu... -Had too little rum. 69 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:57,030 And that is non-negotiable, bro! 70 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,330 Fine. Next time I'll keep in mind. Give it. 71 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,410 What did he say? 72 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:01,870 Give it. 73 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,240 Leave that, brother. 74 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,150 Maghai Saada Paan. With rose-petal, coconut slivers, and tutti-frutti. 75 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,830 Awesome. One thing I missed in LA- 76 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,410 Maghai Saada paan with tutti Frutti 77 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,110 Pack six more. 78 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,530 You don't need to ask twice. Coming right up. 79 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,280 Pack six more Maghai Saada for brother. 80 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,830 She's still howling? 81 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:42,270 She is my daughter! 82 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:43,910 She can laugh or cry whenever she likes. 83 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,870 -Who are you to interfere? -Dad, don't scream at him. 84 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:48,780 He's cute! 85 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,080 My child. 86 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,690 It's Okay. 87 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,400 Pushpa... 88 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,160 What kind of Pushpa is this? 89 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,400 That's not the gesture-this is. 90 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:12,780 How? Show me again. 91 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,870 Not bowing down, damn it! 92 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,030 Too good, Aunt Roli. 93 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,940 If you didn't shave off your beard, 94 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,990 they would have cast you in part three. 95 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,490 Stop it, naughty boy. 96 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,120 Ray, Ray. 97 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,330 -Dad. -My child. 98 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:31,160 Dad, how am I going to live without you? 99 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,080 Make a pinky promise! Right away! 100 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,580 You'll never marry an Indian girl. 101 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,780 -Why? -Look at the melodrama she's creating. 102 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,990 -Mom. -What? 103 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,860 -What are you doing? -Let's go... 104 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:46,370 Mad or what? 105 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:50,080 They pray for good husbands all their life. 106 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,120 And when they find one-- 107 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,530 -Papa! Papa... -Quiet! 108 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:54,370 Okay. 109 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,120 Didn't you cry at your wedding? 110 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,530 Who? Me? 111 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,860 I cried after I got married! 112 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,660 I know. 113 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,400 Oh, shit. 114 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,740 -What is it now? -The broker called. 115 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,950 -Oh, shit! -Yeah... 116 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,740 Even we'll own a house- 117 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:17,370 -We'll own a mansion in the US. -Yes. 118 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:19,910 You did it, huh. 119 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,620 Wonder Woman. 120 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,240 No, you did it. 121 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,270 Always fixated on the idea of "We must have our own home". 122 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,490 I, on the other hand, was happy living in a rental 123 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,520 So... credit goes to you. 124 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,080 Well.. I don't give up easily. 125 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:37,620 Manufacturing defect. I get it from my mother after all 126 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,660 See you. 127 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,490 I'm on my way to the hotel, and then to the airport. 128 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,520 Have a great trip. Take care. 129 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:45,980 God bless you! 130 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:48,730 Hey, Pinky. Would you be ok with about a Croatian daughter-in-law? 131 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,530 Like Khaleesi. 132 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,330 Anyone, but not Indian 133 00:10:53,450 --> 00:11:07,160 "You are mine, I am yours, you are mine" 134 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:51,530 Excuse me. 135 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:54,870 Yup. 136 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,910 Oh...excuse me. 137 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,950 -Hi. -Wassup! 138 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,910 Are you being able to read the names of those three books? 139 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,910 Queen of Tajganj. 140 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,120 Love in Ghagra. 141 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,910 Uhh.. Agra! Not Ghaghra.. 142 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,490 -Agra? -Yes. 143 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,520 Is it? 144 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,120 Don't you feel this book would have been a runaway hit 145 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,660 If it was called Love In Ghagra" instead. 146 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,780 And would not be invisibly rotting in the last row like this. 147 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:28,940 I'll tell the writer to name the sequel "Ghagra" instead of "Agra". 148 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,520 But for now, can you get those three books down? 149 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,580 Can you reach it? 150 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,450 Of course. 151 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,530 I've had long hands since I was a kid-- 152 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,200 my mom even wanted to name me Mr. Long Hands. 153 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,660 I'm joking. 154 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,240 I'm glad. 155 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:51,030 So, what did your mom name you instead of "Mr. Long Hands"? 156 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,270 Rehaan. 157 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,900 Affectionately peeps call me Ray. 158 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,080 And what if someone doesn't feel affectionate towards you? 159 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,410 Has the sun ever risen from the West? 160 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,860 So the idea of someone not liking me is impossible. 161 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,830 -Love in Agra. -Yes, thank you. 162 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,120 The writer is a friend, so I was just being a good friend. 163 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,910 Would you like to become a better friend? 164 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,700 What's going on? 165 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,200 It's written by our friend. 166 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,660 We're trying to be good friends. 167 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,330 Well, in that case, you should buy the book 168 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,240 and help increase sales. 169 00:13:58,530 --> 00:13:59,530 Point. 170 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,570 -Please come. -Yeah. 171 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,530 Ray lost my credit card. Call ASAP 172 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,580 Shit. 173 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120 I'm going. 174 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,240 Okay, don't worry. 175 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,230 Enter the pasword. 176 00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,950 Where are you lost nowadays? 177 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:34,280 One... 178 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:35,780 Two... 179 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,030 Three... 180 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,280 Four... 181 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,330 Five... 182 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,580 Six... 183 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,660 Seven. 184 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:42,690 Eight. 185 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:43,780 Nine. 186 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,830 Ten! 187 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,620 Repeat. 188 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,740 One... 189 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,030 Two... 190 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,200 Three... 191 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:57,740 Hello, Dad. 192 00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,230 Did you speak with Tulsiram, Rumi? 193 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,360 -Tulsiram, who? -The broker. 194 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,950 Yeah... I told you I wanted to get my own place, right? 195 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,080 Think about your future. 196 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,490 Rather than wasting thirty grand on rent every month, 197 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,270 give that money to me. I'll put it in a Fixed Deposit. 198 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,280 First of all... 199 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,450 First of all... 200 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:24,280 With such low interest rates FDs are hardly going to help in hard times.. 201 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,490 I mean...how much can 6.9 percent ease anybody's problems? 202 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,400 Ma'am, passport. 203 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,830 Despite having a big house and your own room, 204 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:34,200 Renting another place is ridiculous. 205 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,240 That's how you look at it Dad. 206 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,320 For me, thirty-five grand is a small price for my independence. 207 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:39,200 Okay. 208 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,330 You have the audacity to speak to your father in a tone like this- 209 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,950 What independence are you talking about? 210 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,120 I want independence from my father. 211 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,410 I can't listen to you going "RUMI RUMI" 10 times a day... 212 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,700 -I am fed up, Dad. -What... 213 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,830 I need to move out. 214 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,330 Jia. 215 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:54,830 Jia. 216 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,200 -Jia. -Yes. 217 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,490 -Come out, Jia. -Yes. 218 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,730 Do I keep rambling "Rumi-Rumi" ten times a day? Tell her. 219 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:01,610 Not at all. 220 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,990 Just a couple of times. 221 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:03,770 Heard that? 222 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,700 But you keep chanting "Jia-Jia" all day long... 223 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,080 "Jia, iron my shirt. Jia, switch on the geyser, Jia this-Jia that". 224 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,990 I'm the one who should be fed up. 225 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:13,990 Have you heard? 226 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,700 Wow.. Excellent.. 227 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,660 Before any illness can kill him 228 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,740 These mean girls and their mean remarks would kill this old man... 229 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:25,110 You're not old, Dad, you're just lazy. 230 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,080 Lazy? 231 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,950 I've served the nation...for 30 years.. 232 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,780 For which you've been awarded the "Vir Chakra" (bravery award) 233 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:34,190 But what's that got to do with you turning on the geyser? 234 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,620 Look, Rumi, listen to me- 235 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,870 Okay, Dad. I have to go now. It's time to board. 236 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,240 Okay, look. Take good care of your passport. 237 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,400 Dad, stop treating me like a child. I am 28 years old. 238 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:44,280 Bye. 239 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,330 But you'll be 29 seven months. 240 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,030 And my mom always says... 241 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,200 No matter how old we grow, 242 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,580 we'll always be kids in our parents' eyes. 243 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:58,330 By the way, your birthday's in March, 244 00:16:58,780 --> 00:16:59,990 so that makes you a Piscean. 245 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:01,990 They're known to be rude 246 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,450 No wonder you were speaking so rudely to your dad. 247 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,580 Not cool, Ms. Rumi Vardhan. 248 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,690 How do you know my name? 249 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,950 Love in Agra? 250 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:15,980 Friend has written it... 251 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,450 My passport... 252 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,120 -Thank you. -It's okay. 253 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:25,990 Small mishaps in big countries can be catastrophic... 254 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,280 God, what's with you women? 255 00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,700 Why are you so careless? 256 00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,580 Excuse me? 257 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,490 I'll explain. 258 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,620 You would have boarded the flight, 259 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,980 but can you imagine the drama at the immigration without a passport? 260 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,370 Total chaos! 261 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,370 There's a reason why this is called the most important document. 262 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,240 And please, 263 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,190 calling your bravery-award-winning old man "lazy" is not cool. 264 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,240 Do you know you gradually start losing muscle mass in your 30s? 265 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,160 It's called Sarcopenia. 266 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,830 Who knows.. Uncle might be suffering from sarcopenia... 267 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,370 Oh! Uncles long lost nephew 268 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,950 I know what sarcopenia means. 269 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,030 And I also know he's not suffering from it. 270 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,160 But you definitely suffer from mansplaining. 271 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,700 Woah! 272 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:09,660 How the hell is this mansplaining...Missy? 273 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,700 Of course it is. 274 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,160 It's how you started the conversation. 275 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,910 "What is with you women? Why are you so careless?" 276 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,740 Which is stupid, because historically, 277 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,440 women have only been known for one thing. 278 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,870 Taking care - of everyone and everything. 279 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:20,990 Especially men! 280 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,240 It's my passport and I misplaced it. 281 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,400 Whatever the consequences were mine to deal with.. 282 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,690 You want to help.. Help.. Don't behave like you're doing a huge favor on me... 283 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:31,080 Because I can't stand such people... 284 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,490 Oh, shit! 285 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,080 But I had only one purpose in life. 286 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,370 To be liked by you... 287 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,490 What am I going to do now? 288 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,480 Damn! I have no purpose left in life. 289 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,020 And I have no time for your shit. 290 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,410 Okay. 291 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,160 What are you doing? 292 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,780 Waking the feminist in me. 293 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,080 You are such a child. Give me my passport. 294 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,330 I'm a little, mischievous boy. 295 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,780 I'm really sorry for doing you such a big favor... 296 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,370 Sorry for the inconvenience. 297 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:04,740 [Airline announcement] 298 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,070 You are not going to Croatia right? 299 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,780 No personal questions, please. 300 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:31,580 -Hi, good evening. -Hi. 301 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,950 -Welcome to Lusavia. Please, this way. -Thank you. 302 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,360 Hi, good evening. Welcome to Lusavia. 303 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,700 -Hi, good evening, ma'am. -Good evening. 304 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,870 -Please, this way. -Thank you. 305 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:42,650 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening. 306 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,240 Straight. Left. Second row. 307 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,820 -Thank you... -Tanya. 308 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,830 You look like a Tanya. 309 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:54,700 You have a "Tanya-ness" about you... 310 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:56,620 Thank you. 311 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,740 Welcome. 312 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,330 -Hi. -Hi... 313 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,620 Comfy, huh? 314 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:35,870 Please tell me you're not going for the Yacht Week! 315 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,870 Ma'am, your Bloody Mary. 316 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,410 Thank you. 317 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,570 T... Can you get me a coffee, please? 318 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,330 Sure, sir. 319 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,530 Americano, strong. 320 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,160 Or else, this book will put me in a coma. 321 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,950 Yes, sir. I've read it too. 322 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,410 It's rather boring. 323 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,740 Then why am I putting myself through this torture? 324 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,410 What's far more interesting than all of this... are your eyes. 325 00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,370 All I need to figure is.. How do I read them? 326 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,520 Kindle or hard copy? 327 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,120 Enjoy your coffee, sir. 328 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,160 I will. 329 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:43,570 She laughs. 330 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,660 Wow... 331 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,450 You find this in-flight dining menu more interesting than my book? 332 00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:00,580 Of course. 333 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:04,580 I never imagined Upma would be available on a flight bound to Croatia... 334 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,160 That too with vermicelli 335 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,490 Yummy. 336 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,450 T... 337 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:10,400 Yes sir? 338 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,490 One Upma, please. 339 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,370 Sure sir. 340 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:48,580 Hi. 341 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,830 Ćao. Ćao. Ćao. 342 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,580 -Welcome. -Thank you. 343 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,700 Surprise. 344 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,450 Welcome to Yacht Week. 345 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:01,870 Ladies first. 346 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,780 Rumi...go on... I'll be- 347 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:09,410 right behind ya! 348 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200 Let's go, buddy. 349 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:56,950 "I followed you across seven seas." 350 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,950 This is your yacht, Ooh La La. 351 00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:04,660 "O tormentor..." 352 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,830 You mean we are sharing a yacht. 353 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:07,780 Yup. 354 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,490 Ooh la la! 355 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:12,450 Yes. Thank you. 356 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,280 Wow! 357 00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,620 Oh, hi. I am Kate, 358 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,080 and this is my husband Leo. 359 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,080 Hey, nice to meet you. 360 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,120 Kate and Leo in an alternate universe. 361 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,950 Should have named this yacht Titanic. 362 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,490 Good one. 363 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:30,770 She laughed... means good joke. 364 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,280 Nice one. 365 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:34,700 Greetings. 366 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,080 Greetings. 367 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,120 Zoaib. 368 00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:39,160 And he's...Shoaib. 369 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:41,780 -Hi. -Zo and Sho. 370 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,490 You two look like twins. 371 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,230 Hey... we're dating. 372 00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:46,700 He's my boyfriend. 373 00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,030 It's nothing serious. 374 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,370 I'll keep that in mind. 375 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:50,120 Please do. 376 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,240 Oh...you guys already met. 377 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,400 -Hello. -Hello. 378 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,330 Oh, Nathulal. 379 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,450 My name is Shaw. 380 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:57,240 I'll be your skipper for the next few days. 381 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,730 Are you guys sorted with your cabin? 382 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,490 Actually, I don't know who I'm sharing my cabin with. 383 00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:02,980 We are all couples here, 384 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:04,980 so we all have a cabin each. 385 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,770 I guess that leaves the two of you. 386 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:16,330 The moment...you've been waiting for- 387 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:20,780 The moment...your heart was craving for 388 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:24,200 has arrived. 389 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,160 Dearly beloved, shall we check out our cabin then? 390 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,450 By the way, which side do you like to sleep on? 391 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,240 Left or right? 392 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,230 I like to sleep in the centre. 393 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,860 Because I feel very centred when I sleep in the centre. 394 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,080 My dreams are centred. 395 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,490 My thoughts are centred. My life is centred. 396 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:44,830 Excuse me. What's the procedure to change the cabin. 397 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:45,870 Nothing. 398 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,700 Come on, Hun. 399 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:55,660 Heads up... 400 00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:57,280 I snore at night. 401 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,120 If I'm not snoring, I am blabbing. 402 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,450 If I'm not blabbing, I am kicking. 403 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:03,990 I hope you're okay with that? 404 00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:06,070 No. 405 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,160 No... 406 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,330 Hello. Hello. 407 00:27:56,410 --> 00:27:57,240 Hello, Mom. 408 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,610 This is the place from the show.. With Khaleesi... 409 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,370 Did you find your "Khaleesi"? 410 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:03,080 Where would I find one? 411 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,870 Okay, fine. Enjoy yourself. 412 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:08,990 Hi 413 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:14,910 Jia, my coffee. 414 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,910 You're anyway going to the café.. Could have had it there... 415 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:20,950 It's hot. 416 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,620 What do you do on the phone all day? 417 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,780 Tinder. 418 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,160 What? 419 00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:26,830 It's a dating app. 420 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,200 Trying to find a guy for myself. 421 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:31,830 I'm old enough, aren't I? 422 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:37,780 Since you don't see me as someone you need to "give away", 423 00:28:37,870 --> 00:28:40,780 I guess I'll have to carry my own burden. 424 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,410 Naughty. 425 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,870 Finish your coffee.. I won't heat it up again... 426 00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:49,030 Where did you go baby? 427 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:51,990 I handled two thousand soldiers in the army. 428 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,820 But these two young daughters... 429 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,690 I wish you were around. 430 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,030 -Here. -Thank you. 431 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,910 Excuse me. 432 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,190 Can I get this? 433 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:42,280 Thank you. 434 00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:53,410 Gulaš Premium, yeah. 435 00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:54,580 Thank you. 436 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:07,830 Hi. 437 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,200 Wassup. 438 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:15,830 Listen, are you carrying any Theplas or anything, from India? 439 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:18,530 You seem like a total mama's boy. 440 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,780 Didn't your mom pack any food for you from India 441 00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:24,870 No. 442 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,620 First of all, I am not from India. 443 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,950 I live in the US. 444 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:33,620 Secondly...I was in Delhi to organise a wedding. 445 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,410 -You're a wedding planner? -A-list type. 446 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:39,150 Our wedding company is one of the top 10 companies in the world. 447 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:40,330 Hitched Forever. 448 00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:41,620 And its net worth is... 449 00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:43,520 Why should I tell you? 450 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:44,830 I don't even want to know. 451 00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:50,330 Even though you're not from India, your Hindi is pretty good. 452 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,480 Just like you're from Agra and still speak in English. 453 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:58,110 Excuse me. I have a Master's in English Literature from Stephen's, Delhi. 454 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,160 Excused. 455 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,910 I'm a PhD in Bollywood films from my mother's womb. 456 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,910 I was only three years old when I saw Ram-Lakhan. 457 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:04,990 Since then- 458 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,620 Very good. 459 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:11,740 Got any Theplas? 460 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:12,950 No. 461 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:15,620 A: Because I'm gluten intolerant. 462 00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:19,990 And B: I believe, when in Rome, do as and... 463 00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,160 Do the Romans. 464 00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:26,480 Enjoy your food. 465 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,410 Now that you're of no use to me. Bye. 466 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,270 Yeah, please. 467 00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:33,830 My mom always says, 468 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:37,580 have your meals with good company and good thoughts. 469 00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:39,030 Otherwise, it gives indigestion. 470 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,990 So please, vamoose. 471 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,740 You know, you are stereotypically annoying. 472 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,450 I mean... Just irritate for the heck of it... 473 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,620 I mean...unnecessarily, for no reason... 474 00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:53,120 Blah-blah-blah... 475 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,830 Grow up, buddy. Please. 476 00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:57,700 Did I walk up to you? 477 00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:59,660 I was clearly famished, that's why I came to you.. 478 00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:01,080 Sorry, I made a mistake! 479 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,490 So did your parents. 480 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,370 Very bad, Mr and Mrs Vardhan. 481 00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:05,910 How could you do this? 482 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,910 Yummy. 483 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,950 What's the meaning of sleeping out here? 484 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,030 What do you think I'm gonna do if you share a cabin with me? 485 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,910 You look pretty disappointed that I am not sharing a cabin with you. 486 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,660 If I want, I can get seven different girls 487 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:48,030 to share the cabin with me this whole week. 488 00:32:48,370 --> 00:32:50,030 The classic male ego. 489 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,780 Listen, wannabe feminist. It's not about ego. 490 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,450 Sleeping here means you're judging my character. 491 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:57,870 You think I am a pervert. And that I'm not okay with. 492 00:32:57,950 --> 00:32:59,370 Relax. 493 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,660 Why are you sleeping out here? 494 00:33:02,410 --> 00:33:03,330 Lie down. 495 00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:04,370 What? 496 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:05,580 Lie down, dude. 497 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:06,530 Dude? 498 00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:08,160 The dude will lie down. 499 00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:16,450 Stop staring at the moon and look up. 500 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,660 You think you're the moon? 501 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,580 Delulu. 502 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:22,950 Wow! 503 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:37,730 Tell me, 504 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,660 with a view like this, which idiot would sleep in a cabin 505 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,620 Me. 506 00:33:49,370 --> 00:33:51,030 Listen, ZNMD's Katrina. 507 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,950 All this sounds good only in the movies. 508 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:55,580 I need my bed, blanket, a hard pillow to rest my head, 509 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:58,280 and a soft pillow to cuddle with. 510 00:33:58,490 --> 00:33:59,780 So I am off. 511 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,780 And here you go... 512 00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:03,910 Theplas. 513 00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:05,950 Thepla? 514 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,830 From a continental restaurant? 515 00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:08,740 Yes. 516 00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:12,110 I got it made...by chef Benito... these Theplas. 517 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:14,030 By buttering him. 518 00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:16,870 Cute, right? 519 00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:19,200 I know. 520 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,160 Bon Apetit. 521 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:28,870 Theplas. 522 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:44,990 Look who's back. 523 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,780 My roomie. 524 00:34:48,410 --> 00:34:52,200 R O O M I E. 525 00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:56,990 And isn't she ready for the week-long party of the year? 526 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,910 Your male ego allows you to do a skin routine? 527 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:02,950 Shocking. 528 00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:04,660 What can I say? 529 00:35:05,450 --> 00:35:08,490 Breaking cliches...is my favourite hobby. 530 00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:10,780 Good. I hate cliches. 531 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,860 By the way, thanks for the Thepla. 532 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,520 How much do I owe you? 533 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:21,270 If I say, "Don't be cheap, it's just a Thepla." 534 00:35:21,450 --> 00:35:26,530 You'll say, "Classic male ego, won't let a female pay, etcetera..." 535 00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,030 So, five Euros. 536 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:29,370 Okay. 537 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,160 Don't bother. 538 00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:34,200 Buy me dinner tomorrow. 539 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,200 Then we'll be quits. 540 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,740 "I'm taken by your obsession." 541 00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:51,690 "Crave your possession." 542 00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:53,910 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 543 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,530 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 544 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,490 "I'm taken by your obsession." 545 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,700 "Crave your possession." 546 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:01,330 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 547 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:03,200 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 548 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,700 "What is your objection?" 549 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:08,370 "Be like the waves..." 550 00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:10,400 "...the heart's like a wandering boat." 551 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:14,200 "This secret I want to share," 552 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,080 "your anger feels fake." 553 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,910 "You look startled," 554 00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:24,660 "that I've taken over your world." 555 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:29,580 "So baby love me, even if it's just a lie." 556 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:33,120 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 557 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,120 "But in this moment I promise..." 558 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,240 "tomorrow can wait..." 559 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,700 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 560 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,120 "even if it's just a lie." 561 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,910 "Come fall in love, even if it's just a lie." 562 00:36:44,990 --> 00:36:48,700 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 563 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,530 "But in this moment I promise... tomorrow can wait..." 564 00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:55,020 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 565 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,950 "even if it's just a lie." 566 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,120 "I'm taken by your obsession." 567 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,830 "Crave your possession." 568 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,940 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 569 00:37:03,030 --> 00:37:04,660 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 570 00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,580 "I'm taken by your obsession." 571 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,280 "Crave your possession." 572 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,410 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 573 00:37:10,490 --> 00:37:12,200 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 574 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,410 "The darkness runs deep," 575 00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:34,740 "dive in with me, let's look for signs," 576 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,270 "let's go, let's go." 577 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,120 "Before the dawn returns," 578 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:48,740 "let's do something sinful-together." 579 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:55,700 "And in all of this by sheer accident, this bittersweet season has taken over." 580 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:59,490 "So baby love me, even if it's just a lie." 581 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:03,190 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 582 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:05,200 "But in this moment I promise..." 583 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,450 "tomorrow can wait..." 584 00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:09,950 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 585 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:11,330 "even if it's just a lie." 586 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,830 "I'm taken by your obsession." 587 00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:15,530 "Crave your possession." 588 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:17,660 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 589 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:19,450 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 590 00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,620 "I'm taken by your obsession." 591 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,330 "Crave your possession." 592 00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:25,440 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 593 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:27,240 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 594 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,200 "I'm taken by your obsession." 595 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,910 "Crave your possession." 596 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,950 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 597 00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:34,950 "even if it's just a lie." 598 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:53,450 What happened? 599 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,780 Nothing. 600 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,780 Why are you crying? 601 00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:00,490 What happened? 602 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,080 The initial reviews of my book are out. 603 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,830 The one you tricked me into buying. 604 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,370 No one's going to buy it now. 605 00:39:07,490 --> 00:39:09,280 Almost every reviewer gave it two stars. 606 00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:12,780 One of them even said he read it only because he had to review it... 607 00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:15,370 Or would have moved it to trash right after reading 10 pages... 608 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,580 Oh Sweet Lord!. 609 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,780 Tragic 610 00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:24,870 Why didn't you use CHATGPT. 611 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,370 What? 612 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,080 Why do you writers get so sensitive about AI? 613 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,990 It's only because of this attitude of your tribe that, 614 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,670 I had to wait three years for the next season of Stranger Things. 615 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,270 Those bloody kids were now grown-ups. 616 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,980 And the little girl...was married now. 617 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,860 I felt so strange, you know. 618 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:43,700 And why? 619 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,370 Because AI scared you out of your wits. 620 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:46,830 Adapt bro! 621 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,490 Personally, if you ask me- 622 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:49,910 AI is fab. 623 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,700 I mean, what are these writers striking for anyway? 624 00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:55,200 Very good. Fantastic. 625 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:57,490 You know what, finish your whining. 626 00:39:57,570 --> 00:39:59,020 I'll share my sorrows with myself. 627 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:00,820 By committing suicide? 628 00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:05,280 How does one share their sorrows with oneself? Nonsense. 629 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,660 You've lost your mind... 630 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,620 Rumi. 631 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,780 I was seriously joking, man. 632 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:15,240 Rumi. I was only kidding. 633 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,490 Learn to take a joke, babe. 634 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:23,200 I in fact found the first three pages pretty interesting. 635 00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:25,490 Just for those, I would have given it three stars. 636 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:28,730 -The remaining 300 pages... -Finish the book. 637 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:31,860 And prove to me you don't think like the other reviewers. 638 00:40:31,990 --> 00:40:33,030 Definitely. 639 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,780 -When I land in the US... -Read it now. 640 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,580 Now? 641 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,120 I want to feel good right now. So read. 642 00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:42,190 I'll make you feel good. 643 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,110 I found this amazing club - Carpe Diem. 644 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,780 I've heard that their music, dance, ambience, atmosphere... 645 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:50,700 I heard it too. And I am off. 646 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,620 But if you want to make me feel good, 647 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,160 then sit and read. 648 00:40:57,950 --> 00:41:00,240 I never even read for my board exams. 649 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,490 Why would I do it in Croatia? 650 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:05,860 Carpe Diem means Seize the Day. 651 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:07,910 And I am going to seize it, girl. 652 00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:09,330 Fine. Bye. 653 00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:18,450 Four stars. 654 00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:27,740 I read it on the flight itself... 655 00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:30,480 Then why the unnecessary drama? 656 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,520 Because I really like... 657 00:42:35,410 --> 00:42:36,450 teasing you. 658 00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:37,910 Is it? 659 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,700 What else do you like? 660 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,080 I don't like watching you dance with Zo-Sho. 661 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,160 You know they are gay right 662 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:51,120 I don't like watching you dance with gay boys either. 663 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,660 You can't hear properly.. Can you? 664 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,700 I asked what do you like about me... 665 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:02,280 The way you DM into my eyes, midst conversation... 666 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,240 I like that. 667 00:43:04,910 --> 00:43:07,950 Amazing line. I'll use it in my next book. 668 00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:12,990 Sure. But give me royalty for it.. Right now.. 669 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:18,160 Isn't it the most cliched thing... 670 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,860 Hooking up with a stranger on a trip like this.... 671 00:43:21,950 --> 00:43:23,280 What if I say... 672 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,020 I am married. 673 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:29,410 Now that's serious a twist in the plot. 674 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,490 Come on. 675 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,410 Good morning. 676 00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:16,080 Sorry... 677 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,910 We're going on a tuk-tuk ride today. 678 00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:26,830 Join us. 679 00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:27,830 Have fun. 680 00:44:28,070 --> 00:44:29,150 Is everyone going? 681 00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:33,990 Then I wouldn't miss this Tuk Tuk ride for the world 682 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:35,990 So funny, huh. 683 00:44:36,070 --> 00:44:36,980 Always. 684 00:44:37,070 --> 00:44:38,610 You didn't tell me your wife's name. 685 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,870 What wife? 686 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,120 Your wife. You said you're married. 687 00:44:45,910 --> 00:44:47,620 You know I was joking. 688 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:48,770 Joking? 689 00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:49,830 Yes. 690 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,700 You lied to me. 691 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,120 Here I was thinking my holiday is taking an adventurous twist 692 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,530 And I'm gonna be involved with a married man... 693 00:44:57,620 --> 00:45:00,330 and you turn out to be single. 694 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,620 Are you seriously upset that I am single? 695 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,780 Obviously. 696 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:05,780 If something were to even happen between us, 697 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,870 what would we have told our kids? 698 00:45:07,950 --> 00:45:11,410 Mom-Dad met, hooked up, got married, and 699 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,370 lived happily ever after? 700 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,030 How boring is that!. 701 00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:18,530 -Huh? -Boring. 702 00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:19,700 Boring. 703 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:40,410 What exactly do you want missy? 704 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:45,160 I'm looking for a '90s love story in the 2025 hookup culture. 705 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,830 What exactly is a 90s love story? 706 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,200 A classic 90s love story has seven stages. 707 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,200 First...? 708 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:55,450 Meeting a stranger at an exotic location. 709 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:57,620 Ooh... Check! 710 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:58,660 Then? 711 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:04,240 At first sight, you want to break his jaw. 712 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:07,120 Double check! I felt the same 713 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:10,860 Eventually...you start warming up to the same stranger... 714 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:12,870 Are we getting there? 715 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,280 You certainly are. 716 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,490 Number four...? 717 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:19,120 When it's time to go your separate ways, 718 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:24,080 you realise both your hearts are headed to the same destination. 719 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:40,820 Then? 720 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,240 Then... 721 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,980 Then comes stage five... 722 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,030 The big C - Conflict! 723 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,330 Parental opposition. 724 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:49,580 If you manage to impress the parents in stage six, 725 00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,330 then stage seven is happy ever after. 726 00:46:51,410 --> 00:46:53,780 Otherwise, their love becomes immortal after death. 727 00:46:55,370 --> 00:46:57,530 Guys, come here for a group selfie. 728 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:58,660 Coming. 729 00:46:59,030 --> 00:47:00,080 Say Hvar... 730 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,160 Khaar... 731 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,830 Hvar...from the epiglottis. 732 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:08,990 Hvar! 733 00:47:10,950 --> 00:47:14,950 So you want your Akbar (dad) to oppose your love story. 734 00:47:15,030 --> 00:47:17,740 I do... but who's going to listen? 735 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,570 Don't you get along with your old man? 736 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,410 How can we? 737 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:27,580 He just can't take that step from being a father to a friend. 738 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,700 Who do you get along with more? 739 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:38,580 Never got the chance to get along with my dad. 740 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,870 I was three when he left us. 741 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:44,450 But my Wonder Women 742 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,530 never let me feel his absence 743 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,870 So I was right - Mama's boy. 744 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,110 Truly, deeply, madly. 745 00:47:55,990 --> 00:47:59,530 The girls of 2025 are not into Mama's boys ha... 746 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,910 It's a red flag. 747 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,580 I Look photoshopped, don't I? 748 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,740 From Malaika to Malala... 749 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,870 Urfi to Kamala... 750 00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:30,240 no one will let this mama's boy slip away. 751 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:34,120 You actually think you can impress all of them. 752 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,580 They are as good as impressed. 753 00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,450 Malaika's sexy, I am super sexy. 754 00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:39,450 Urfi is cool, I am super cool. 755 00:48:39,530 --> 00:48:40,830 Malala is sensitive... 756 00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:43,240 I'm a sensitive sulk pot 757 00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:45,330 I cry watching Indian Idol. 758 00:48:45,410 --> 00:48:49,910 And that Kamala... will get this shoulder to cry on after losing the elections. 759 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:50,990 How will she let go. 760 00:48:51,070 --> 00:48:53,570 I mean, look at these collar bones... 761 00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:55,230 Better than pillows. 762 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,120 You've got your own little ivory tower don't you, 763 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,950 Where pink unicorns fly. 764 00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:00,660 No, that's not the case. 765 00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:04,120 It's just a case of, "I'm sexy, and I know it". 766 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:06,870 Good for you. I'm getting something to eat. 767 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,110 Wait. 768 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,080 Why? 769 00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:13,660 I think I'm coming down with Stage Three... 770 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,780 Slowly... 771 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,410 Warming up to the stranger. 772 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,370 You know... 773 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,950 like...falling in love type. 774 00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:43,200 If we get to stage four, we may be in trouble... 775 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,200 Wait. 776 00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:54,620 We have four more days. 777 00:49:55,870 --> 00:49:57,370 Let's see if we get there or not. 778 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,610 And if we do... 779 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:07,450 I'll narrate our boring love story to our kids in the most entertaining way. 780 00:50:09,030 --> 00:50:10,330 Pinky promise. 781 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:18,370 "Be a little merciful." 782 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:23,660 "Stop for a moment, just stay." 783 00:50:23,870 --> 00:50:27,910 "My heart is giving in." 784 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:33,080 "I am starting to believe." 785 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:39,950 "For both of us." 786 00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:43,620 "For both of us." 787 00:50:58,990 --> 00:50:59,530 "Question." 788 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,530 "Is this the road..." 789 00:51:03,030 --> 00:51:05,450 "...that leads to love." 790 00:51:06,990 --> 00:51:09,780 "Or does it stretch beyond love..." 791 00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:13,270 "...all the way to paradise." 792 00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:15,950 "For both of us..." 793 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:20,870 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 794 00:51:22,030 --> 00:51:28,870 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 795 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:34,330 "My feet stand still," 796 00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:38,240 "weighed down by the grief of nowhere to go." 797 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,980 "But rumours sound familiar," 798 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,780 "that love is seeking..." 799 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:48,440 "Both of us..." 800 00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:52,870 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 801 00:51:54,030 --> 00:52:00,950 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 802 00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:38,830 "These conversations sound so poetic." 803 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,950 "The intoxication... grows on me like sunshine. " 804 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:50,120 "The world spins...like a madman." 805 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,120 "The heart's totally flipped," 806 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,030 "lost entirely in love." 807 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,200 "Leaving no stone unturned..." 808 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,910 "to find the one destined" 809 00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:08,410 "For both of us..." 810 00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:12,900 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 811 00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:20,900 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 812 00:53:23,570 --> 00:53:25,520 "Is this the road..." 813 00:53:26,990 --> 00:53:29,450 "...that leads to love." 814 00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:33,530 "Or does it stretch beyond love..." 815 00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:37,490 "...all the way to paradise." 816 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,280 "For both of us..." 817 00:53:40,570 --> 00:53:44,860 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 818 00:53:46,030 --> 00:53:52,870 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 819 00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:03,830 What happened? It wasn't me. 820 00:54:04,070 --> 00:54:05,610 I got bitten by a jellyfish. 821 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,620 Jellyfish? 822 00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,700 -I'll get you out of here. -Hurry up. 823 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,490 -Slow down. Slow down. -Quickly. 824 00:54:11,570 --> 00:54:13,520 Hold on. I am hurrying. It's full of stones. 825 00:54:17,990 --> 00:54:20,280 Ray, do something. Suck the poison out. 826 00:54:20,370 --> 00:54:22,240 That's only when you're bitten by a snake, you idiot, 827 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,190 not a jellyfish. 828 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,240 And we 've barely met... 829 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,020 why would I suck your poison out? 830 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,030 Just do something. Call the doctor. 831 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:30,910 Doctor? 832 00:54:30,990 --> 00:54:32,330 Yes. Doctor. 833 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,940 Hello, doctor. 834 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,990 Rumi got bitten by a jellyfish. 835 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,620 Poor thing's lost her mind from the pain. 836 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:45,990 Come immediately to the VIS Island in Croatia. 837 00:54:46,070 --> 00:54:48,690 Take a flight, then a taxi, then a yacht... 838 00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:49,990 And dive straight into the ocean... 839 00:54:50,070 --> 00:54:51,020 Can you swim? 840 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:51,870 Ray! 841 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:53,280 You can! What a doctor. 842 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,370 We'll meet you halfway. 843 00:54:55,450 --> 00:54:56,870 The doctor's on his way. 844 00:54:57,070 --> 00:54:58,150 Do you want to speak? 845 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,610 Good God. 846 00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:03,740 There's only one solution to this right now. 847 00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:05,240 -Do you want to do it? -What? 848 00:55:05,950 --> 00:55:07,160 Have you seen Friends? 849 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,370 Monica gets bitten by a jellyfish, and Chandler... 850 00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:12,120 Pee? No! 851 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,950 I know. I know. 852 00:55:14,030 --> 00:55:16,030 And I won't be able to do it in this situation. 853 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,200 Hold on until the yacht arrives, my love. 854 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:19,910 Do it. 855 00:55:19,990 --> 00:55:21,620 Just do it. Do it. 856 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:24,240 -Do it? -Yes. 857 00:55:26,450 --> 00:55:27,740 I did drink water. 858 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,410 Things you do for love. 859 00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:40,780 There's a cream available for everything these days, baby. 860 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,370 This is the best one. No stings attached. 861 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,410 Are you ever serious in life? 862 00:55:47,490 --> 00:55:50,330 Or always like this... a leaking laughing gas... 863 00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,700 This laughing gas has started to leak.. Just a couple of years ago... 864 00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:57,330 Before that, life barely gave me a chance to smile. 865 00:55:57,490 --> 00:55:58,490 Is it? 866 00:55:58,910 --> 00:56:01,410 How cruel was life to you, before that... 867 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,780 Do you know why I never studied even during my board exams? 868 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,620 Because my entire focus was on cricket. 869 00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:10,950 I was the captain of my school cricket team. 870 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,950 My coach was convinced I'd represent the country one day. 871 00:56:16,030 --> 00:56:17,240 It was my dream too 872 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:21,410 Then one day, mom's prayers and her dreams finally came true... 873 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,200 And we got our Green Cards 874 00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:27,440 We left India, and I forgot my dream. 875 00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:33,620 But why? 876 00:56:34,490 --> 00:56:36,490 If you had talked to your mom about it... 877 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:38,280 I'm sure she would have understood. 878 00:56:38,990 --> 00:56:40,280 The responsibilities of her old parents.. 879 00:56:40,370 --> 00:56:42,240 My school.. College.. She had too much on her plate... 880 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,740 So moving to the US... was the right decision. 881 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,620 And had I told her about my dreams... 882 00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:52,530 she would've immediately torn those Green Cards.. 883 00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:56,520 Fulfilling my dreams would have become her life's only motto.. 884 00:56:57,570 --> 00:57:00,070 That wouldn't have been fair to her... would it? 885 00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:06,080 But wasn't it unfair to you as well. 886 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,200 Parents make so many sacrifices for their children. 887 00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:18,080 It's only fair that children make a few for their parents too. 888 00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:25,910 But still...sacrificing your dreams is not easy. 889 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,620 When it comes to choosing between your family and your dreams... 890 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,610 Family First! 891 00:57:35,570 --> 00:57:36,610 And I truly believe.. 892 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,160 A man who can't make sacrifices for the most important woman in his life.. 893 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:43,230 Is not man enough.. 894 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,950 Hello. Hello. How's it going? 895 00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:00,370 Much better than expected. 896 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,740 I can see that. 897 00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:04,700 The glow on your face says it all... 898 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,080 -Who is the girl? -Girl? 899 00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,030 How do you know it's a girl? 900 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,160 Could be a guy. 901 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,700 I am okay with that also, 902 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:17,080 but two days ago, I came across your porn search history on your laptop 903 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,580 So I am sure...it's a girl. 904 00:58:19,660 --> 00:58:20,700 Mom... 905 00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:23,780 That's a cute laughter. Show me her face. 906 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,240 Show me. 907 00:58:29,450 --> 00:58:31,370 Hi, aunty. I am Rumi. 908 00:58:31,450 --> 00:58:33,030 Hello. Hello, Rumi. 909 00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:36,120 What you seek is seeking you! 910 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:38,280 Nice to meet you. 911 00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:39,330 God bless. 912 00:58:39,410 --> 00:58:40,620 Thank you, aunty. 913 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,410 I think her phone died. 914 00:59:04,570 --> 00:59:06,400 What you seek is seeking you... 915 00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:28,740 I love you! 916 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,110 I love you. 917 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,200 You are crazy. 918 00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:43,120 Even Mom approves of you now 919 00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:44,620 So, I love you. 920 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,120 I've never told anyone about my dream.. About giving it all up... 921 00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:54,240 I don't know how I could say it to you.. So easily... 922 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,610 Since that day, I've had this feeling-- 923 01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:05,080 That you're the one I want share my fears, desires, emotions... 924 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,490 And emotions. 925 01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:11,990 Will you let me? 926 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:19,700 While Rumi and I had almost crossed Stage 4 927 01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,910 on the other side, 3600 miles away from Croatia- 928 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:29,450 Mumtaz Mahal from Taj Ganj in Agra had also found her Shah Jahan. 929 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,480 Thanks to Tinder. 930 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,030 And in the room below, 931 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,160 the big C of our love story was about to begin. 932 01:00:41,660 --> 01:00:42,740 Conflict. 933 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,870 Parental opposition. 934 01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:58,870 Remember...the eight-year-old boy, 935 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,990 who was sleepwalking like a zombie. 936 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:06,280 That's him. Colonel Amar Vardhan Singh. 937 01:01:17,910 --> 01:01:21,830 Jia, mom's final words were, "Lock the door at night". 938 01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:23,450 Where is your attention? 939 01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,280 On Tinder, of course. 940 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:29,950 You are out holidaying, coming back and getting your own house on rent 941 01:01:30,030 --> 01:01:31,240 and have the guts to blame me. 942 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:37,280 Leave it. I will handle everything. 943 01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:39,980 Just like I always have. 944 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,870 And Sukhi's with me. 945 01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:45,740 Sukhi? 946 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:46,770 Jia... 947 01:01:48,950 --> 01:01:49,990 Hi. 948 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,620 Hi 949 01:01:53,070 --> 01:01:53,820 You guys continue, 950 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,450 -while I'll go get these medicines. -Okay. 951 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:02,410 We met two months ago on Tinder. 952 01:02:02,870 --> 01:02:05,240 Flew to India six days ago and also met my dad. 953 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,830 Dad likes him a lot, Rumi. 954 01:02:09,450 --> 01:02:12,450 I wanted to surprise you when you got back, but... 955 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,330 It's alright. 956 01:02:16,490 --> 01:02:17,990 I am getting married, Rumi. 957 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:24,910 Sukhi is from Canada, 958 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,990 and that's where I want to settle down. 959 01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:30,150 I have finally found the man of my dreams. 960 01:02:30,950 --> 01:02:32,370 I have decided. 961 01:02:36,070 --> 01:02:37,480 I'll call you back. 962 01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:38,610 Okay, bye. 963 01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:48,240 The flight leaves at 10. 964 01:02:48,530 --> 01:02:50,080 Ferry leaves in 30 minutes. 965 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,080 I've packed our bags. 966 01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:57,400 Our bags? 967 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,860 The yacht week doesn't end for two more days. 968 01:03:00,070 --> 01:03:01,520 We were anyway planning on extending the trip. 969 01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:03,580 Let's go to India instead. 970 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,530 That way, I can meet your dad. 971 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:11,990 Ray, I think we should slow it down a bit, okay. 972 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:15,450 Slow down exactly what? 973 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,490 All of it. 974 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,910 Saying I love you without thinking. 975 01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:22,370 Deciding to fly to India with me. Meeting dad... 976 01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,620 And meet him and do what? Ask for my hand in marriage? 977 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:26,530 Yeah. 978 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,910 Ray, listen to yourself. 979 01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:33,080 We've only known each other for 10 days. 980 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,280 My parents were in a 10-year relationship 981 01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:36,580 before they got married. 982 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:38,030 Their marriage didn't last for two years. 983 01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:41,280 So time means nothing. 984 01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:45,280 I've had three relationships and multiple flings. 985 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,580 But I never said I love you to anyone. 986 01:03:48,070 --> 01:03:49,360 I had decided... 987 01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:51,330 The first girl I say I "love you" to 988 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,990 will be the last girl I say "I love you" to. 989 01:03:56,780 --> 01:03:58,370 And now that I've said it, 990 01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:02,870 meeting your father and talking about marriage is just a formality. 991 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:12,240 I am not in the same place as you are... 992 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,990 Nor can I ever be. 993 01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:26,870 Rumi! 994 01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:28,990 Why not? 995 01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,910 Jia's wedding is already fixed. 996 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,450 And her fiancé is from Canada. 997 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,490 If both sisters settle abroad, 998 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,400 who will look after Dad? 999 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:45,580 And my sister made countless sacrifices for my dad and me. 1000 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,200 I can't ask her to make one more. 1001 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,580 I just can't. 1002 01:04:55,370 --> 01:04:56,280 In short, 1003 01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,530 I can't get married... 1004 01:05:00,570 --> 01:05:02,980 until my father draws his last breath. 1005 01:05:05,910 --> 01:05:08,030 Which I hope never happens. 1006 01:06:02,570 --> 01:06:03,690 Dad. 1007 01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:05,900 Dad. 1008 01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:07,030 Yeah. 1009 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,830 What are you doing, Dad? I'll do it. 1010 01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:10,650 I'll do it. Leave it. 1011 01:06:11,530 --> 01:06:15,620 When I try to do something, you don't let me and then say I'm lazy 1012 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,740 I just said don't do anything stressful. 1013 01:06:21,910 --> 01:06:23,080 Quick question... 1014 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,580 Weren't you supposed to be on that trip for ten days? 1015 01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:28,030 Why'd you come back in eight? 1016 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,280 That's two days of money wasted. What is this Rumi? 1017 01:06:30,370 --> 01:06:32,240 Otherwise you'd have harrowed me 1018 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,980 "Daughter's on vacation while her father is stuck in the hospital." 1019 01:06:35,490 --> 01:06:36,370 Harrowed? 1020 01:06:36,530 --> 01:06:37,830 -Don't strain yourself, Dad. -Dear God. 1021 01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:39,080 I am coming. Dad... 1022 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,580 Who else would I harrow if not you? 1023 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:44,950 Jia's leaving us. Now you get her share. 1024 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:47,660 Okay Sukhi, I will call you later. 1025 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:49,410 Dad. 1026 01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:52,530 I was thinking I should apply for your Canadian visa too. 1027 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,450 Canada? 1028 01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:54,740 Why? 1029 01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:55,820 Why else? 1030 01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:57,780 Who will look after you once I leave? 1031 01:06:57,870 --> 01:06:59,830 -Excuse me. -Correct me if I'm wrong. 1032 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,660 You expect a devil to look after satan. 1033 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:05,910 Even this devil will get married someday. 1034 01:07:05,990 --> 01:07:09,370 If she finds a foreigner like you, she will leave too. 1035 01:07:09,530 --> 01:07:10,490 What then? 1036 01:07:10,990 --> 01:07:15,240 That's why I keep telling you-hire a full-time caretaker for me. 1037 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,730 Because I am not leaving this place. 1038 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,620 Why so stubborn? 1039 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,280 It's not stubbornness, child. 1040 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:24,440 It's attachment. 1041 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:28,240 It's not just a house... 1042 01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,740 It's a home. 1043 01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,280 I didn't serve this country 1044 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:36,990 to walk away from it one day. 1045 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:42,410 I won't even leave this room. 1046 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:46,160 My soul dwells here. 1047 01:07:52,870 --> 01:07:54,530 I am not leaving this place. 1048 01:07:58,910 --> 01:08:01,200 If it's a tree, should I just leave it and go? 1049 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,270 Hello, Sukhi. 1050 01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:24,620 All the medicines have been written in order... 1051 01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:26,990 And this BP medicine, cannot be skipped, anyhow. 1052 01:09:55,450 --> 01:09:56,240 Ray. 1053 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,620 Finally... 1054 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,660 I was waiting... 1055 01:10:35,870 --> 01:10:39,490 how long will you keep pretending that you're unaffected? 1056 01:10:59,950 --> 01:11:01,410 One thing I know for sure 1057 01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:03,740 This is the girl who's going to be my daughter-in-law. 1058 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,450 She is putting family before love... 1059 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,030 Fab! 1060 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,530 -You went against your family for that... -Idiot. 1061 01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,910 You can call him an idiot. 1062 01:11:15,990 --> 01:11:16,990 I can't. 1063 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,620 ...and got married to him. 1064 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,910 So now this daddy's princess has become a role model for you. 1065 01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:22,570 Bloody convenient. 1066 01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:25,620 The other day, she was arguing with a broker about living independently. 1067 01:11:26,030 --> 01:11:28,370 And one tiny accident suddenly made her-- 1068 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:29,830 Hold on right there. 1069 01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:33,870 If I even sneeze, you behave like the world is ending. 1070 01:11:33,950 --> 01:11:35,450 Tiny accident! 1071 01:11:37,910 --> 01:11:42,780 We realise the true worth of our parents 1072 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,660 Only when we realise they won't be with us forever. 1073 01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,580 And she has realised that. 1074 01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:52,610 Therefore, I won't give you permission to move on from her. 1075 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:54,160 Have you lost your mind? 1076 01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:57,330 -She literally turned me down. -And you accepted it? 1077 01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:58,620 Loser. 1078 01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:00,700 -Loser? -Is this what I taught you? 1079 01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:02,780 Sit around doing nothing. That's it. 1080 01:12:02,870 --> 01:12:03,780 What do you expect me to do? 1081 01:12:03,870 --> 01:12:05,870 Go protest outside her house. 1082 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:10,450 And don't come back until she says yes and comes home holding your hand. 1083 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:13,580 Pinky swear to you. 1084 01:12:15,070 --> 01:12:16,360 Listen to me... 1085 01:12:17,450 --> 01:12:18,620 We know one thing about us- 1086 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:22,700 we mother and son never give up on someone we like. 1087 01:12:22,950 --> 01:12:26,700 And since we both like her, we'll have to double our efforts. 1088 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:28,870 One thing is clear 1089 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:33,160 we're moving into our new house only after you bring Ruhi home as your wife.// 1090 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,280 Rumi not Ruhi 1091 01:12:35,370 --> 01:12:36,990 Potato-potato... same thing. 1092 01:12:37,070 --> 01:12:39,940 She is never going to agree. She's twisted like a pretzel. 1093 01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:50,150 If she's a pretzel, then Pinky is pure chilly. 1094 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,280 Spicy... 1095 01:12:57,450 --> 01:12:58,580 You want me to go? 1096 01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,900 Go. 1097 01:13:13,530 --> 01:13:15,370 We can see it from our terrace. 1098 01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:16,990 We've come here at least a hundred times. 1099 01:13:17,070 --> 01:13:18,610 Why are we here to see the Taj? 1100 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,370 These things are important, dear. 1101 01:13:20,990 --> 01:13:22,490 We're the bride's family. 1102 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:25,400 Stop being so archaic, Dad. 1103 01:13:25,990 --> 01:13:27,830 Mom. Let's take a selfie. 1104 01:13:27,910 --> 01:13:30,910 Oh come on, when will this whole selfie culture get cancelled? 1105 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,080 -Along with several other things. -What? 1106 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,450 No... 1107 01:13:34,530 --> 01:13:36,120 -So, Mr. Bhatia, Mrs. Bhatia -Yes. 1108 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,450 What do you think of the Taj? 1109 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:39,530 Great. 1110 01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:44,120 We've already seen four other wonders of the world before this, 1111 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,370 Oh, how lovely. 1112 01:13:45,450 --> 01:13:47,200 -How nice. -Yes. 1113 01:13:47,450 --> 01:13:49,780 -But I must tell you, this fifth one... -Yes. 1114 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:51,910 -I truly mean this. -Yes. Yes. 1115 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,620 It's the most underwhelming and pathetic one I've ever seen. 1116 01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:57,240 -Totally pathetic. -Fine, then let's head home. 1117 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,110 It's not right for Dad to stay out in the heat for so long. 1118 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,490 -Me too. -Okay, come, come. 1119 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,900 -Mrs. Bhatia... -Yes? 1120 01:14:01,990 --> 01:14:02,870 You should know 1121 01:14:02,950 --> 01:14:06,620 this one is actually the most beautiful of all the wonders. 1122 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:07,780 Do you know why? 1123 01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:10,530 Because its foundation was built on love. 1124 01:14:11,410 --> 01:14:12,910 Well, it doesn't work for me. 1125 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:14,870 Come on let's go. 1126 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:16,410 Let's go. 1127 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:17,950 Come. Come, dear. 1128 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,150 See... 1129 01:16:01,570 --> 01:16:03,320 You broke... crumbled to dust, 1130 01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:05,330 my stubborn ways left you undone. 1131 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:07,200 My charm finally worked. 1132 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,160 Shut up you human jukebox. 1133 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,230 Surfaced out of nowhere to work your charm on me again. 1134 01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:13,830 You will just make it harder for me to move on. 1135 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:15,770 Stupid boy, go back. 1136 01:16:17,530 --> 01:16:18,490 Listen. 1137 01:16:20,820 --> 01:16:21,730 Turn. 1138 01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:24,990 Turn. 1139 01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:31,530 Fine... I don't have an ego. I'll face you instead. 1140 01:16:34,950 --> 01:16:37,580 -Do you love me? -Isn't that obvious? 1141 01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:48,080 Then, don't give up so soon 1142 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,700 Give me a chance to show the colonel what a big green flag I am. 1143 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,740 The colonel was in the Indian Army. 1144 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,120 He hates green flags. 1145 01:16:55,950 --> 01:16:56,870 Correct. 1146 01:16:57,370 --> 01:16:58,870 I have an orange jacket. 1147 01:16:58,950 --> 01:17:01,030 I'll wear that when I talk to your father. 1148 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,120 About what? 1149 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,280 About us. 1150 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:07,450 He might probably agree to move to the US with us. 1151 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,950 Indian cook, desi style... we'll arrange everything. 1152 01:17:12,030 --> 01:17:13,370 The best medical health. 1153 01:17:13,450 --> 01:17:16,490 Bed exit alarms, sleep walking wrist bands-you name it, you have it. 1154 01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:18,200 On top of that, he's retired. 1155 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,830 It'll be an easy-peasy move. 1156 01:17:22,370 --> 01:17:26,580 Uprooting him at his age just for my happiness... doesn't feel right. 1157 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,200 After all, who really retires from their roots? 1158 01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:35,080 And you... 1159 01:17:35,370 --> 01:17:37,370 Can you forget your love so easily? 1160 01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:39,280 I don't have to. 1161 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:40,700 I love you. 1162 01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:42,620 And that feeling makes me happy. 1163 01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:44,690 But I can't live with you, 1164 01:17:45,570 --> 01:17:46,980 and that's my decision. 1165 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:50,830 Why regret a decision you made for yourself? 1166 01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,120 You're not being fair. 1167 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,240 To us... 1168 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,440 I know. 1169 01:18:00,820 --> 01:18:02,230 But I am being fair to dad. 1170 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:04,740 And that is what matters. 1171 01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:06,830 Rumi... 1172 01:18:06,990 --> 01:18:08,080 Ray... 1173 01:18:08,660 --> 01:18:10,330 don't make this harder for me. 1174 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,370 Go away. 1175 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:27,450 Is it even possible... to leave without you? 1176 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,570 No chance... 1177 01:18:29,990 --> 01:18:31,370 No can do. 1178 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:35,010 Right, Shah Jahan. Send me good vibes, bro. 1179 01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:47,300 Yes, son. Tell me. 1180 01:18:47,420 --> 01:18:50,170 I told you she won't agree. The trip was a total waste. 1181 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,660 I'm forced to live in a four-star hotel. 1182 01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:53,870 As I told you... 1183 01:18:54,450 --> 01:18:58,200 she will never let you directly speak with her father. 1184 01:18:58,370 --> 01:18:59,990 The old man must have already said... 1185 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:03,620 "I cannot leave this house, my soul dwells here." 1186 01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:07,910 That's it. He must have put her on a guilt trip with such tacky emotional lines. 1187 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,700 But don't worry. I have another plan. 1188 01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:12,660 We need a foolproof plan, Mom. 1189 01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:17,620 The only foolproof plan is, son, that we get rid of the old man. 1190 01:19:19,030 --> 01:19:20,330 Kill the old man? 1191 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,080 I want to get married, not land in jail. 1192 01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:28,410 Okay, leave it. I have another plan. This one will work. 1193 01:19:28,910 --> 01:19:32,450 Tomorrow at nine you've to meet two people. 1194 01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:33,830 Okay. 1195 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:40,240 Meet San-Sunny. I mean Sana and Sunny. 1196 01:19:40,950 --> 01:19:41,950 Sana-Sunny. 1197 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:44,120 Owners of Shagaai Shaadi Wagairah Wagairah. 1198 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,160 I see. 1199 01:19:45,450 --> 01:19:46,280 They are the best in the business 1200 01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:49,200 who have organised many high profile weddings. 1201 01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:50,870 I've made it pretty clear... 1202 01:19:50,950 --> 01:19:55,780 Jia and Sukhi has to be the best wedding Agra has ever seen, at least. 1203 01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:58,240 Oh, God. 1204 01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,940 That's not possible, aunty. 1205 01:20:04,570 --> 01:20:07,440 Dara Shikoh and Nadira Banu got married in Agra, 1206 01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:10,950 and the total cost in 1633 was 3.2 million. 1207 01:20:11,070 --> 01:20:14,770 Which adjusting to inflation be about... 900 million. 1208 01:20:14,870 --> 01:20:18,490 So assuming we're splitting the expenses equally... 1209 01:20:18,570 --> 01:20:20,480 Is your budget 450 million? 1210 01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:31,690 Joke. 1211 01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:34,950 She is the joker of the family. 1212 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,490 This is not the time for a history lesson, dear. 1213 01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,110 What is the time? 1214 01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:41,990 He's late. 1215 01:20:45,030 --> 01:20:46,450 Our boss is here. 1216 01:20:48,870 --> 01:20:50,030 Your boss? 1217 01:21:19,490 --> 01:21:21,910 He's our boss... Rehan Mehra. 1218 01:21:22,370 --> 01:21:24,120 -And sir, he's... -I know. 1219 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,240 He knows... ? 1220 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,490 The groom's family. 1221 01:21:29,990 --> 01:21:32,780 Mr and Mrs Bhatia from Toronto. 1222 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,830 Yes. That's right. 1223 01:21:37,410 --> 01:21:39,370 And he's... the bride's father. 1224 01:21:39,870 --> 01:21:40,740 Colonel sir. 1225 01:21:41,570 --> 01:21:44,770 Ex-Indian Army, Veer Chakra 2015 awardee. 1226 01:21:45,450 --> 01:21:47,580 -Jai Hind, sir. -Jai Hind. God bless, son. 1227 01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:53,030 With your blessings, happiness will kiss my feet. 1228 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:53,950 God bless you. 1229 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,990 Fryums. I love these. 1230 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,780 So... where were you? 1231 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,480 What type of hashtag is this? 1232 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:08,530 JiahuiSukhi? 1233 01:22:09,910 --> 01:22:11,200 So regressive. 1234 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,490 So misogynistic. 1235 01:22:13,570 --> 01:22:14,860 Cancel it right now. 1236 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,330 And anyway, look at these two, 1237 01:22:17,410 --> 01:22:19,870 It's obvious the boy's happy because she walked into his life. 1238 01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:23,700 One minute. 1239 01:22:24,570 --> 01:22:26,440 How is this man your boss? 1240 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:27,480 Exactly. 1241 01:22:27,570 --> 01:22:30,320 Aren't you two the owners of Shaadi Shagaai Wagaira Wagaira? 1242 01:22:30,490 --> 01:22:31,530 We got sold. 1243 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:33,120 -What? -Exactly. 1244 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,370 You see, my US-based company Hitched Forever, 1245 01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:39,200 which is one of the world's top ten wedding planning companies... 1246 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:43,490 bought 75 percent stake in these sellouts company Wagairah Wagaira. 1247 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,860 Who's the boss now? 1248 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:45,990 Moi. 1249 01:22:46,910 --> 01:22:47,990 Interesting. 1250 01:22:48,030 --> 01:22:51,620 And how many similar companies in India did you buy stakes in? 1251 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:54,730 This is the first one. 1252 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,200 Lovely. 1253 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,580 And why this one? 1254 01:22:57,660 --> 01:23:01,160 Yes, sir. Even I was thinking, why did you choose us? 1255 01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:06,830 What can I say? 1256 01:23:07,570 --> 01:23:12,770 When something catches my attention, I don't... give up. 1257 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:15,080 We caught your attention. Yah! 1258 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,620 So excited you two. Sit down. 1259 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:21,280 Any more questions, madam? 1260 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,320 What's going on? 1261 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:32,830 Effort, attempt, strive, endeavour. 1262 01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:35,780 Got it. 1263 01:23:35,950 --> 01:23:37,200 You already gave up, 1264 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,780 but I cannot give up on us. 1265 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,110 Because that's not the man Pinky raised me up to be 1266 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,120 Listen, Mama's Boy... I didn't give up. 1267 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,910 Not living with you was my decision. 1268 01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:45,780 No regrets. 1269 01:23:45,870 --> 01:23:47,580 Show me. Give it back. 1270 01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:48,830 Don't irritate me. 1271 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,620 Guts Pro Max. 1272 01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:55,830 You are irritating me. 1273 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,120 I made such a big gesture... 1274 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:01,700 bought 75 percent stake in that stupid company Wagairah Wagairah overnight. 1275 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,990 And you are not even getting that aww feeling? 1276 01:24:04,070 --> 01:24:05,070 How is that going to help? 1277 01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:07,490 There is no problem to this solution. It's a dead end. 1278 01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:09,410 Dead end so soon. 1279 01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:11,440 If ours is just a few days of love 1280 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:14,160 Then it's not like Jia and Sukhi's love is a lifetime old. 1281 01:24:14,490 --> 01:24:16,030 Why do we have to sacrifice? 1282 01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:19,080 They get an epic happily ever after and ours remains a short story! 1283 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,450 Unfair, right? 1284 01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:24,620 And anyway, did you run a background check on the Bhatias? 1285 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,160 That Sukhi has two broken engagements. 1286 01:24:27,990 --> 01:24:31,780 And Mrs Bhatia is having an extra-marital affair with her gym trainer. 1287 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,080 I know, right? 1288 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,200 She doesn't look like she goes to the gym. 1289 01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:38,190 -If she's exercising on the bed... -Stop body shaming. 1290 01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,740 And how did you get dirt on the Bhatias? 1291 01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:42,530 I have done my homework, baby. 1292 01:24:43,070 --> 01:24:46,270 One who carries truth and courage in their heart wins in the end. 1293 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:51,620 Look... my family background is absolutely perfect. 1294 01:24:52,450 --> 01:24:54,910 Except my father... who is nowhere. 1295 01:24:55,370 --> 01:24:58,330 Other than him, everything is in front of you. 1296 01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:00,530 My love... that's okay. 1297 01:25:00,820 --> 01:25:04,150 But my company's net worth is 4.2 billion. 1298 01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:06,950 Now I can tell you because I love you. 1299 01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:09,660 Try to fight for it. 1300 01:25:09,990 --> 01:25:12,280 Confuse... your sister. 1301 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:15,330 Put her in doubt... against her would-be husband. 1302 01:25:18,990 --> 01:25:19,910 Rumi. 1303 01:25:23,870 --> 01:25:28,990 Look... rather than you leaving me, let Jia leave Sukhi. 1304 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:30,780 She'll get over him. 1305 01:25:31,490 --> 01:25:33,450 But you'll never be able to handle my FOMO. 1306 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:34,740 Trust me. 1307 01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:35,980 I've been through three breakups, 1308 01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:38,770 but all three of my exes are miserable without me. 1309 01:25:38,870 --> 01:25:41,120 In fact, one of them is getting married to a guy called Yogesh. 1310 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,160 -Imagine. -What's wrong with Yogesh? 1311 01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,830 There's no vibe... like Ray. 1312 01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:47,370 Vibe is necessary. 1313 01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:50,740 Do you think I would be desperately chasing you 1314 01:25:50,820 --> 01:25:53,230 if your name was Shobha instead of Rumi? 1315 01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,860 My mom's name was Shobha. 1316 01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:00,830 And Shobha suits mother-in-law. 1317 01:26:00,910 --> 01:26:02,280 Sounds so good on her. 1318 01:26:02,450 --> 01:26:04,120 But anyway, the point is... 1319 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:08,160 I can't see you in the same condition as my exes, baby. 1320 01:26:08,490 --> 01:26:10,080 Who am I doing this for? 1321 01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:11,160 For you. 1322 01:26:11,370 --> 01:26:13,620 So please, help me help you. 1323 01:26:14,490 --> 01:26:15,870 -You know what? -What? 1324 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,160 I'll have JOMO not FOMO 1325 01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,770 That I didn't end up with a self-obsessed... Sorry. 1326 01:26:20,870 --> 01:26:22,780 Self-possessed guy like you. 1327 01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:23,910 So, here's what you do... 1328 01:26:23,990 --> 01:26:26,620 Go grab Kamala, Malaika, Malala or Urfi... 1329 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:27,870 I am leaving, okay. 1330 01:26:29,370 --> 01:26:31,120 It's not self-possessed. 1331 01:26:31,450 --> 01:26:33,830 It's just a simple case of, "I'm sexy, and I know it". 1332 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,280 Rumi. 1333 01:26:35,490 --> 01:26:36,580 Oh, God. 1334 01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:41,020 She made me walk in this heat. 1335 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:44,990 I think I'm fine. 1336 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:52,240 Do you know Sukhi's had three broken engagements? 1337 01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:56,200 And his mom, Mrs. Bhatia, is having an affair with her gym trainer. 1338 01:26:56,490 --> 01:26:58,490 I wonder what else we don't know about them. 1339 01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,740 Should we find out? 1340 01:26:59,820 --> 01:27:00,860 I know. 1341 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,950 Even I had three broken relationships. 1342 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,160 So? 1343 01:27:08,410 --> 01:27:09,370 How is it? 1344 01:27:09,740 --> 01:27:10,700 Very nice. 1345 01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:16,120 Right. We never discussed your relationships. 1346 01:27:16,740 --> 01:27:18,370 Especially that Vicky. 1347 01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,160 It was pretty serious, wasn't it? 1348 01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:28,740 Keep it. 1349 01:27:30,030 --> 01:27:31,080 Thank you. 1350 01:27:31,490 --> 01:27:34,510 - I don't like the gold here but... - It goes well for a cocktail party... 1351 01:27:34,530 --> 01:27:36,120 -I am getting it changed. -Give it to me... 1352 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:39,450 In the army, I did everything myself. but I got spoiled here, son. 1353 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,330 And they are the ones who spoiled me. 1354 01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:45,950 Ghanshyam stood us up again. 1355 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,830 He didn't show up at Shastri's place either. 1356 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:51,080 Which is why I am here. 1357 01:27:54,910 --> 01:27:56,080 Daaling away to glory. 1358 01:27:56,990 --> 01:27:58,450 You hired a new cook? 1359 01:27:58,530 --> 01:27:59,740 Yes, and I like him better. 1360 01:27:59,820 --> 01:28:01,730 He's hired a better cook than Ghanshyam. 1361 01:28:01,820 --> 01:28:02,980 I can guarantee you that. 1362 01:28:03,070 --> 01:28:05,940 Tarla Dalal... is a distant aunt of mine. 1363 01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:06,860 Hold on. 1364 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:10,120 Proof is always in the pudding. 1365 01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:18,620 Told ya. 1366 01:28:20,410 --> 01:28:22,330 Can you tell me why you're actually here? 1367 01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:24,490 Want me to say it? 1368 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:28,830 Fine. I'll say it. 1369 01:28:29,490 --> 01:28:30,370 Go ahead. 1370 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,620 Although we discussed it in the morning with everyone, 1371 01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,950 but a truly memorable wedding is the one where 1372 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:37,530 the bride's side picks everything. 1373 01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:41,240 So I thought I should ask about your likes and dislikes. 1374 01:28:41,490 --> 01:28:42,990 Without those Bhatia's bark... 1375 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,700 -Yapping in my ear. -Yap. 1376 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,280 There wouldn't be any yapping 1377 01:28:49,370 --> 01:28:51,200 if she hadn't shown off her mastery of history. 1378 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,830 That's the problem with these pseudos. 1379 01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:53,910 Right. 1380 01:28:55,070 --> 01:28:56,320 What did I do? 1381 01:28:56,700 --> 01:29:00,450 Were you the cook at Dara and Nadira's wedding? 1382 01:29:00,530 --> 01:29:02,030 Taking to them in that cheeky tone of yours. 1383 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:04,160 -We're the bride's family-- -Please, Dad. 1384 01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:06,660 Stop lecturing me on the dos and don'ts of the bride's family. 1385 01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:09,080 Actually, he's right, you know. We really do have to keep these things in mind. 1386 01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:09,780 Otherwise, 1387 01:29:09,870 --> 01:29:12,580 the groom's side starts counting the cubes of cottage cheese in the gravy. 1388 01:29:12,660 --> 01:29:13,910 So true. 1389 01:29:13,990 --> 01:29:14,870 Don't worry. 1390 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:18,700 Tomorrow, my publisher will transfer a fat amount for my next book. 1391 01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,580 That will put Mrs. Bhatia's pride in place. 1392 01:29:22,030 --> 01:29:24,160 We won't have to compromise on the pieces of cottage cheese, okay? 1393 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:25,450 Amazing. 1394 01:29:25,950 --> 01:29:27,910 It's truly a Woman's World! 1395 01:29:27,990 --> 01:29:29,080 Amar. 1396 01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:30,450 Why are you shouting? 1397 01:29:30,620 --> 01:29:32,620 -Take a breather. Heart attack. -Hello. 1398 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:34,740 -Hello. -Hello, dear. 1399 01:29:34,820 --> 01:29:37,900 Since Ghanshyam didn't show up today, we brought you food. 1400 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,410 Love grows when you share your food. 1401 01:29:40,570 --> 01:29:42,270 -How are you, dear? -I am good, aunty. 1402 01:29:45,030 --> 01:29:45,990 God... 1403 01:29:46,070 --> 01:29:47,110 -Rumi. -Yeah. 1404 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:48,280 Who's the stud? 1405 01:29:49,030 --> 01:29:49,950 Jia's wedding planner. 1406 01:29:50,030 --> 01:29:52,830 Dear God, he's so cute. 1407 01:29:53,450 --> 01:29:54,530 Please, Mom. 1408 01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:58,870 -Sister-in-law. -Hello, brother. 1409 01:29:59,490 --> 01:30:00,580 Rumi. 1410 01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,240 Sorry. 1411 01:30:05,030 --> 01:30:06,080 Thanks. 1412 01:30:09,910 --> 01:30:12,830 Her eyes have popped out. What are you loocking at the back for? 1413 01:30:18,070 --> 01:30:19,770 Control. Control. 1414 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,450 But how? 1415 01:30:23,490 --> 01:30:25,280 Are you alright? What are you doing? 1416 01:30:25,370 --> 01:30:26,990 There she goes. 1417 01:30:38,870 --> 01:30:39,950 Fantastic. 1418 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:41,660 -Sister-in-law. -Yes. 1419 01:30:41,910 --> 01:30:44,740 Rehan's dal outdid yours. 1420 01:30:44,910 --> 01:30:45,830 Tots. 1421 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,370 Tots? 1422 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:49,200 Totally. 1423 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,450 -It's a Gen Z thing. -Zen Z? 1424 01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:54,740 Forget it, you baby boomer. 1425 01:30:54,820 --> 01:30:55,610 What the... 1426 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,950 I like mama's dal always... 1427 01:30:58,450 --> 01:31:00,160 Then have some of mama's... 1428 01:31:00,620 --> 01:31:01,280 dal. 1429 01:31:01,370 --> 01:31:03,620 -But I want your... -What? 1430 01:31:03,870 --> 01:31:04,830 Maal. 1431 01:31:05,530 --> 01:31:07,200 I mean dal. 1432 01:31:07,870 --> 01:31:08,830 Yah. 1433 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:10,700 Please, Mom. 1434 01:31:14,450 --> 01:31:15,490 Stop. 1435 01:31:16,450 --> 01:31:18,030 Do you want to make me fat? 1436 01:31:19,490 --> 01:31:21,740 -Control. Control. -Shut up. 1437 01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:22,730 Honestly, Ray. 1438 01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:25,530 After tasting your dal, it's hard to believe you're from the US. 1439 01:31:26,070 --> 01:31:28,230 Mom and I have travelled all over. 1440 01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:31,450 We've tried different cuisines from every country. 1441 01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:34,410 But we cook Indian food at home daily. 1442 01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:36,410 Dal, rice, roti, and vegetables. 1443 01:31:36,990 --> 01:31:43,030 [Rap music plays] 1444 01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,410 We begin our day with, 1445 01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:49,240 "You are everything to me-my parent, my guide, my God." 1446 01:31:49,410 --> 01:31:50,830 Are you spiritual too? 1447 01:31:50,990 --> 01:31:52,580 That's so hot. 1448 01:31:52,990 --> 01:31:54,870 Strict instructions have been given to Alexa. 1449 01:31:54,950 --> 01:31:56,370 And Alexa plays. 1450 01:31:56,450 --> 01:32:09,580 [Rap music plays] 1451 01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:11,660 Technically, we live in the US, 1452 01:32:11,910 --> 01:32:14,490 but we've literally recreated another India out there. 1453 01:32:14,570 --> 01:32:16,610 Because we love India. 1454 01:32:25,950 --> 01:32:27,490 I love America! 1455 01:32:29,490 --> 01:32:31,450 Wow! That's great. 1456 01:32:31,820 --> 01:32:33,520 You should visit it once. 1457 01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:35,870 You will never miss India. 1458 01:32:36,370 --> 01:32:39,530 In fact, the US is the best place to settle down in old age. 1459 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:43,660 Their health benefits and facilities... are the best in the world. 1460 01:32:43,950 --> 01:32:44,660 In fact... 1461 01:32:44,740 --> 01:32:47,280 Nothing is going to happen to his health. 1462 01:32:47,490 --> 01:32:49,450 He got shot eight times while serving in the army. 1463 01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:51,370 Even those bullets couldn't harm him. 1464 01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:53,910 And I've read his birth chart six times. 1465 01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:56,990 He won't draw his last breath before completing a bloody century. 1466 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:00,480 That I don't know... 1467 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:05,580 But what I know is this is where I will breathe my last. 1468 01:33:08,870 --> 01:33:09,830 Rehan... 1469 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:13,830 I am better off where I am. 1470 01:33:17,570 --> 01:33:18,770 Amazing, uncle. 1471 01:33:18,910 --> 01:33:21,410 East or West, India is the best. 1472 01:33:21,490 --> 01:33:22,240 Any doubt? 1473 01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:24,020 No... not at all. 1474 01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:27,240 Want some, Rumi... dal of India. 1475 01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:29,660 I like the US dal instead. 1476 01:33:30,570 --> 01:33:31,480 Give me some. 1477 01:33:31,910 --> 01:33:32,780 Yes. 1478 01:33:37,490 --> 01:33:39,870 Stop. Do you want to make me fat? 1479 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,410 Don't get cute. 1480 01:33:48,490 --> 01:33:50,990 That's quite a full, flourishing tree... 1481 01:33:52,740 --> 01:33:53,700 Depth. 1482 01:33:54,660 --> 01:33:55,580 Heft. 1483 01:33:56,450 --> 01:33:57,490 Juicy. 1484 01:33:58,450 --> 01:34:00,120 And here's your full glass. 1485 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:06,200 Baby. 1486 01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:08,200 Baby? 1487 01:34:08,490 --> 01:34:09,950 My beloved wife. 1488 01:34:10,820 --> 01:34:12,110 Shobha... 1489 01:34:13,740 --> 01:34:14,410 ... Ji! 1490 01:34:14,490 --> 01:34:15,330 Yes. 1491 01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:20,520 Her last wish was that her ashes shouldn't be immersed. 1492 01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:24,410 It should always remain in her house, where her family is. 1493 01:34:24,740 --> 01:34:26,080 That's why... 1494 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:30,410 I buried my wife's ashes right here. 1495 01:34:31,910 --> 01:34:33,700 And planted this tree on top of it. 1496 01:34:34,030 --> 01:34:36,370 Papanas. Her favourite. 1497 01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:38,830 Papanas? 1498 01:34:38,910 --> 01:34:39,950 Chakotra. 1499 01:34:40,740 --> 01:34:41,830 Chakotra. 1500 01:34:42,950 --> 01:34:44,830 Pomelo in English. 1501 01:34:44,950 --> 01:34:46,410 Oh... papanas. 1502 01:34:47,570 --> 01:34:48,570 Say like that. 1503 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:53,320 By the way, the evening in Dal was amazing. 1504 01:34:53,620 --> 01:34:56,200 Makes me want to fire you and hire Ghanshyam. 1505 01:34:58,490 --> 01:34:59,580 You goofed up. 1506 01:34:59,950 --> 01:35:00,870 But I understood. 1507 01:35:01,570 --> 01:35:03,320 Ghanshyam can stay here, 1508 01:35:03,820 --> 01:35:05,730 but I can't leave Mom alone. 1509 01:35:06,030 --> 01:35:07,120 Dad? 1510 01:35:08,450 --> 01:35:09,620 Dad... 1511 01:35:12,370 --> 01:35:14,450 He didn't think it was necessary to inform us, 1512 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,570 and we didn't even ask. 1513 01:35:18,990 --> 01:35:19,950 What an idiot. 1514 01:35:22,870 --> 01:35:25,950 Doesn't know what he lost. 1515 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,190 Cheers. 1516 01:35:30,490 --> 01:35:31,990 Cheers to Papanas. 1517 01:35:32,070 --> 01:35:34,110 -Baby. -Love you, baby. 1518 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:35,580 Love you, baby, too. 1519 01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:42,870 Next time, I'll check the weather before falling in love. 1520 01:35:42,950 --> 01:35:43,780 Is it? 1521 01:35:43,870 --> 01:35:46,950 Had I known it was going to be so hot, I would have long forgotten Rumi. 1522 01:35:47,070 --> 01:35:48,440 She is not easy to forget. 1523 01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:50,870 Want a betel leaf... with tooti-frooti. 1524 01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:52,360 Go on. 1525 01:35:53,570 --> 01:35:56,230 -Brother. -Come, Ghanshyam. 1526 01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,820 What a splendid job. 1527 01:35:59,870 --> 01:36:00,740 Here you go. 1528 01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:09,070 Keep it. Keep it all. 1529 01:36:09,820 --> 01:36:14,320 Brother, I can help you every day like this. 1530 01:36:14,450 --> 01:36:17,740 Just keep-- What the... Sister? 1531 01:36:19,450 --> 01:36:20,700 Be on time tomorrow. 1532 01:36:21,070 --> 01:36:22,190 Yes, sister. 1533 01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:23,950 -Brother. -Yes. 1534 01:36:24,450 --> 01:36:25,830 -Call. -Yes. 1535 01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:28,020 Idiot. 1536 01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:32,580 Hook or crook... I'll use every means possible... 1537 01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:34,700 Sister! 1538 01:36:35,820 --> 01:36:36,940 Then go ahead. 1539 01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:41,150 While speaking with Jia today, 1540 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:43,950 When her ex's name cropped up 1541 01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:47,330 The smile faded off her face 1542 01:36:49,320 --> 01:36:52,320 It seemed like she was still not over him. 1543 01:37:01,660 --> 01:37:04,330 Meet my assistant, Vicky. 1544 01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:06,990 Hello. 1545 01:37:07,070 --> 01:37:08,070 An idealist. 1546 01:37:12,370 --> 01:37:13,330 Vicky. 1547 01:37:13,490 --> 01:37:14,450 Yes. 1548 01:37:14,570 --> 01:37:16,230 Show Madam the decor options. 1549 01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:20,480 Until then... her sister and I... will discuss the food menu. 1550 01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:22,190 Done. 1551 01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:23,480 Madam... 1552 01:37:25,870 --> 01:37:26,830 Hi. 1553 01:37:28,450 --> 01:37:31,120 -Decor. -Yes, decor. 1554 01:37:35,570 --> 01:37:37,940 So you quit your father's garage... finally? 1555 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:40,620 Yes. You said I should take up a job. 1556 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:42,620 And you joined my wedding planner? 1557 01:37:42,820 --> 01:37:46,020 Yes... This was my best chance to get the wedding called off. 1558 01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:47,620 Call off the wedding? Excuse me? 1559 01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:50,950 Did you check his background? 1560 01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:52,120 Yes. 1561 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:55,580 He's short-tempered. Didn't finish college. 1562 01:37:55,990 --> 01:37:57,450 Is jobless. 1563 01:37:58,450 --> 01:38:00,080 Usual issues. Nothing major. 1564 01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:03,820 And you're trying to patch Jia up with a guy like him? 1565 01:38:03,950 --> 01:38:05,870 That Sukhi isn't exactly perfect either 1566 01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:08,200 He never touches his father-in-law's feet... so rude. 1567 01:38:08,820 --> 01:38:10,610 He whiles away time in his father's garage, 1568 01:38:10,950 --> 01:38:13,580 and that Sukhi in his dad's bathroom fitting company. 1569 01:38:13,780 --> 01:38:15,080 They are both nepo babies. 1570 01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:16,950 Not like me... came up the hard way. 1571 01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:22,230 Don't stress. I've hired him in my company. 1572 01:38:22,990 --> 01:38:24,700 And his biggest USP... 1573 01:38:25,370 --> 01:38:27,370 He lives only fifteen minutes away from your house. 1574 01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:29,580 Your father's issue... sorted. 1575 01:38:30,070 --> 01:38:32,730 - It is not my fault. - Please make him understand. 1576 01:38:32,910 --> 01:38:33,990 What mess has he created? 1577 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:34,780 Over there. 1578 01:38:34,870 --> 01:38:35,830 What? 1579 01:38:35,990 --> 01:38:37,080 -Dad. -Rehan. 1580 01:38:38,070 --> 01:38:39,070 It's a good thing I found you. 1581 01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:41,330 Why didn't we find you earlier? 1582 01:38:42,570 --> 01:38:43,610 What happened, Dad? 1583 01:38:43,990 --> 01:38:47,490 Don't know what conversation Mrs Bhatia and this idiot had... 1584 01:38:47,570 --> 01:38:49,070 Total miscommunication. 1585 01:38:49,570 --> 01:38:52,230 She said Sukhi was born at 10:15. 1586 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:54,360 This idiot thought it was 10:15 in the morning, 1587 01:38:54,410 --> 01:38:56,330 when in fact he was born at 10:15 at night. 1588 01:38:56,450 --> 01:38:57,830 She didn't bother to tell, nor did he ask. 1589 01:38:57,910 --> 01:39:00,240 But she should have told me 10:15 in the... 1590 01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:02,230 -You should have asked. -Wait a second. 1591 01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:05,370 Does that mean the birth charts don't match? 1592 01:39:05,490 --> 01:39:06,700 Is the marriage cancelled? 1593 01:39:07,120 --> 01:39:07,830 Who's he? 1594 01:39:07,910 --> 01:39:09,200 Hello. I am Vicky. 1595 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:11,190 Birth chart. 1596 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:15,070 The birth charts are a perfect match now. 1597 01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:17,410 Okay. 1598 01:39:17,490 --> 01:39:20,700 But... they can't get married after two weeks. 1599 01:39:20,950 --> 01:39:21,740 Oh... 1600 01:39:23,450 --> 01:39:26,200 So... the wedding has to be postponed? 1601 01:39:28,700 --> 01:39:33,490 Well, I believe any amount of time invested in a wedding is too little. 1602 01:39:33,990 --> 01:39:35,330 I think you need time. 1603 01:39:35,870 --> 01:39:36,780 Yeah. 1604 01:39:36,950 --> 01:39:37,870 No. 1605 01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:42,580 Not postpone... the wedding has to be pre-poned. 1606 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:46,330 -In exactly... -Five days! 1607 01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:46,990 Five days. 1608 01:39:47,070 --> 01:39:49,940 Meaning... we have very little time. 1609 01:39:50,030 --> 01:39:52,240 -Oh, God! -Control! 1610 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:53,980 We all have very little time. 1611 01:39:54,070 --> 01:39:56,360 Who's going to explain Bhatia? 1612 01:39:56,870 --> 01:39:58,330 We'll do it, Dad. 1613 01:40:03,990 --> 01:40:04,990 Down. 1614 01:40:12,160 --> 01:40:14,910 Moments this auspicious come once in a century. 1615 01:40:14,990 --> 01:40:16,620 If you ask me, you really shouldn't miss it. 1616 01:40:16,700 --> 01:40:18,410 Grab it. Grab it now. 1617 01:40:18,490 --> 01:40:20,620 It's a disaster, Shastri ji. 1618 01:40:21,410 --> 01:40:22,830 A complete catastrophe! 1619 01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:24,200 You don't understand. 1620 01:40:24,370 --> 01:40:26,160 Tell me-how are we supposed to manage everything in five days? 1621 01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:29,150 Just stitching his wig alone takes six days. 1622 01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:30,620 Is that a wig? 1623 01:40:30,700 --> 01:40:32,120 Yes. Fooled you, didn't it? 1624 01:40:32,660 --> 01:40:34,580 You are not worried about my wig. 1625 01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:38,030 You're worried your gym trainer won't make it here in time. 1626 01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:39,030 It's not funny. 1627 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:40,200 Who started it? 1628 01:40:40,530 --> 01:40:41,780 And I'll finish it. 1629 01:40:42,740 --> 01:40:46,080 As I was saying, Shastri ji-this mess is massive. 1630 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:48,870 But I get it... I truly get it. 1631 01:40:48,950 --> 01:40:52,780 People use certain tricks to cut down expenses. 1632 01:40:52,870 --> 01:40:54,970 No, no. It's not the way you are thinking. 1633 01:40:54,990 --> 01:40:56,830 -I understand... -What are you saying? 1634 01:40:56,910 --> 01:40:59,160 -What are you saying? -Be quiet. 1635 01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:01,830 -Mom... -Shut up! It's basic math. 1636 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:04,830 Fewer guests means less expense. 1637 01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:06,650 But sounds rude. 1638 01:41:06,740 --> 01:41:07,490 I said it. 1639 01:41:07,570 --> 01:41:09,320 -Why... -Why shouldn't I? 1640 01:41:09,410 --> 01:41:11,580 Tell me how? Are you going to tell me? 1641 01:41:11,660 --> 01:41:13,240 You don't understand my point... 1642 01:41:13,820 --> 01:41:19,070 And I believe, fewer people means double the fun. 1643 01:41:20,530 --> 01:41:22,700 So, whether your trainer shows up or not- 1644 01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,910 and your wig's ready or not- 1645 01:41:25,620 --> 01:41:28,490 If you truly want to enjoy your son's wedding, 1646 01:41:28,870 --> 01:41:31,950 you should go with the auspicious date, which is five days from now. 1647 01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:36,120 And anyway...it's not a party if you can't let your hair down. 1648 01:41:36,450 --> 01:41:37,700 Right, Bhatia sir. 1649 01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:41,330 It's a personal attack on you. 1650 01:41:43,570 --> 01:41:44,570 I agree. 1651 01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:47,370 Mom... I can't wait for a year. 1652 01:41:47,450 --> 01:41:48,370 Son... 1653 01:41:48,570 --> 01:41:51,650 It's okay. We'll get married in five days. 1654 01:41:51,780 --> 01:41:53,370 Right Jiya? 1655 01:41:54,820 --> 01:41:56,070 Don't worry, sir. 1656 01:41:56,950 --> 01:41:58,200 Everything will get done on time. 1657 01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:01,200 God bless. 1658 01:42:07,490 --> 01:42:08,870 -Wagairah-Wagairah... -Yes, sir. 1659 01:42:09,030 --> 01:42:10,280 -Get to work. -Yes, sir. 1660 01:42:10,370 --> 01:42:12,280 -For the cocktail party. -Let's go. Hurry up. 1661 01:42:12,370 --> 01:42:13,830 -Jai Hind, sir. -Jai Hind. 1662 01:42:14,660 --> 01:42:15,490 Smile. 1663 01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:32,280 -Check if that went in. -No, it didn't. 1664 01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:35,580 Who's missing you at this late hour? 1665 01:47:35,660 --> 01:47:36,740 Listen to this. 1666 01:47:37,320 --> 01:47:42,190 -Stories, gossip, tales... -Wow! 1667 01:47:42,700 --> 01:47:45,910 Are often only of unrequited love... 1668 01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:51,150 A love that succeeds is rarely ever spoken of. 1669 01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:56,280 Who is sending you such sad, helpless, depressing messages? 1670 01:47:56,370 --> 01:47:58,120 It's a group of lovers. 1671 01:47:58,370 --> 01:48:02,120 Here, we provide services to mend each other's hearts. 1672 01:48:02,570 --> 01:48:04,150 Add me too. 1673 01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:06,990 You don't need it. Girls must be queuing up after you. 1674 01:48:07,070 --> 01:48:08,070 Long queues. 1675 01:48:08,740 --> 01:48:11,120 -Right? -That's true. 1676 01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:13,580 Monday to Friday, outside my office. 1677 01:48:13,660 --> 01:48:15,120 Saturday to Sunday, outside the house. 1678 01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:16,160 I told you. 1679 01:48:16,450 --> 01:48:17,910 But they are not my type, you know. 1680 01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:20,070 Is it? 1681 01:48:20,620 --> 01:48:21,660 Not at all. 1682 01:48:23,620 --> 01:48:24,830 Can I ask you a question? 1683 01:48:24,910 --> 01:48:25,740 Duh! 1684 01:48:26,320 --> 01:48:31,690 Gandhi-Nehru fought so that we could ask anyone anything in this country. 1685 01:48:31,910 --> 01:48:33,870 Ask away. It's a democracy, bro. 1686 01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:36,280 Come here. 1687 01:48:42,820 --> 01:48:44,190 Leave it. 1688 01:48:46,410 --> 01:48:49,160 If you say no, I will be heartbroken. 1689 01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:51,490 How can I break your heart? 1690 01:48:51,870 --> 01:48:53,780 I like you a lot. 1691 01:48:54,240 --> 01:48:55,910 Ask away. Hit me. 1692 01:49:02,450 --> 01:49:03,830 No... first ask. 1693 01:49:06,910 --> 01:49:10,330 How do you like my little witch? 1694 01:49:20,620 --> 01:49:22,120 Very cute. 1695 01:49:22,740 --> 01:49:24,330 She's one in a million. 1696 01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:28,870 Will you marry her? 1697 01:49:31,490 --> 01:49:34,580 Old man, it's what I came here for. 1698 01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,950 We met in Croatia. 1699 01:49:38,120 --> 01:49:40,490 -Great. -During our first meeting, 1700 01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:45,450 it felt like destiny was trying to bring us together. 1701 01:49:45,530 --> 01:49:46,580 How nice. How nice. 1702 01:49:46,660 --> 01:49:47,830 -Same flight. -Wow. 1703 01:49:47,910 --> 01:49:49,080 -Same yacht. -Amazing. 1704 01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:50,080 Same cabin. 1705 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:54,530 In fact, we crossed the four stages of the '90s love story. 1706 01:49:54,620 --> 01:49:57,530 -I am so proud of you. -Thank you. 1707 01:49:57,620 --> 01:50:00,780 Crossed four stages! 1708 01:50:06,570 --> 01:50:09,770 -Where are you going? -Who's making that noise? Thank God. 1709 01:50:09,870 --> 01:50:12,620 "Has my heart gone crazy" 1710 01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:15,780 "It says that don't worry now" 1711 01:50:15,870 --> 01:50:19,870 "Come and say this freely" 1712 01:50:19,950 --> 01:50:22,530 "It's the time to disco" 1713 01:50:22,620 --> 01:50:23,830 What's going on here? 1714 01:50:24,030 --> 01:50:24,950 Huh? 1715 01:50:25,410 --> 01:50:26,870 Sorry. You were supposed to ask this question, but I did. 1716 01:50:26,950 --> 01:50:28,200 That's my question. I'm going to ask. 1717 01:50:28,410 --> 01:50:29,700 Oh...territorial? 1718 01:50:29,780 --> 01:50:31,950 Yes, territorial. Ask. 1719 01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:34,370 What's going on here? 1720 01:50:34,450 --> 01:50:35,330 What's going on here? 1721 01:50:36,240 --> 01:50:37,740 You cut it off at my favourite part. 1722 01:50:37,820 --> 01:50:39,230 She threw up after four drinks. 1723 01:50:39,410 --> 01:50:40,740 Embarrassed the entire family. 1724 01:50:40,820 --> 01:50:42,230 Is it? And you... 1725 01:50:42,950 --> 01:50:44,410 What did you do with him in Croatia? 1726 01:50:44,490 --> 01:50:45,700 What did you do with me in Croatia? 1727 01:50:45,780 --> 01:50:47,280 -Tell me. -Tell him. 1728 01:50:47,370 --> 01:50:49,200 -Tell me! -Tell him! 1729 01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:51,360 Which stage? 1730 01:50:51,570 --> 01:50:52,270 Fourth stage. 1731 01:50:52,370 --> 01:50:54,410 -Fourth stage.? -Fourth stage.? 1732 01:50:56,410 --> 01:50:58,410 Sorry, baby. It's not me. It's the whiskey. 1733 01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,120 Sorry. 1734 01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:03,620 But don't get us wrong, okay. What we have between us is... 1735 01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:06,200 true love. 1736 01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:07,740 -Wow. -Yes. 1737 01:51:08,070 --> 01:51:09,610 That day you slipped... 1738 01:51:10,070 --> 01:51:12,110 I mean, fell down. So she flew back to India. 1739 01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:13,530 And I followed her. 1740 01:51:15,120 --> 01:51:16,490 I want to marry her. 1741 01:51:16,570 --> 01:51:18,820 Ray, stop it. I told you not to. 1742 01:51:18,910 --> 01:51:20,660 Okay. Okay. 1743 01:51:22,950 --> 01:51:24,580 She said no. 1744 01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:26,330 Do you know why? 1745 01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:28,870 For this girl who's throwing up. 1746 01:51:29,070 --> 01:51:31,110 Come here. You can throw up later. Come here. 1747 01:51:32,160 --> 01:51:34,870 Because if both sisters get married and settle abroad, 1748 01:51:34,950 --> 01:51:36,240 then who will look after you? 1749 01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:37,270 God of Death. 1750 01:51:37,490 --> 01:51:38,580 Go on. 1751 01:51:41,870 --> 01:51:45,370 And thus our love story's on the fifth stage. 1752 01:51:46,620 --> 01:51:48,160 Parental opposition. 1753 01:51:48,950 --> 01:51:49,870 Conflict. 1754 01:51:50,450 --> 01:51:51,700 A big C. 1755 01:51:59,910 --> 01:52:04,870 "What's behind your blouse" 1756 01:52:04,950 --> 01:52:09,700 "What's behind your blouse" 1757 01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:11,830 "What's beneath your veil" 1758 01:52:11,910 --> 01:52:14,120 She's here... Mother India. 1759 01:52:15,160 --> 01:52:17,120 How are you doing, Colonel? 1760 01:52:17,200 --> 01:52:18,280 I am doing great. 1761 01:52:18,370 --> 01:52:23,330 Your dance today was simply amazing. I'm impressed. 1762 01:52:23,700 --> 01:52:24,950 Thank you. Thank you. 1763 01:52:25,030 --> 01:52:27,410 Even you danced beautifully. Very beautiful. 1764 01:52:27,950 --> 01:52:32,330 My childhood dream was to become an item girl. 1765 01:52:32,910 --> 01:52:34,030 Item mom... 1766 01:52:35,820 --> 01:52:42,020 Tell me, Colonel, what is your problem with moving to the US? 1767 01:52:42,120 --> 01:52:44,410 Mom...I'll tell you what the problem is. 1768 01:52:44,490 --> 01:52:45,740 It's not her. It's the whiskey. 1769 01:52:45,820 --> 01:52:48,610 -Come down. Come down. -Coming. Coming. 1770 01:52:48,700 --> 01:52:50,120 Come on. 1771 01:52:54,820 --> 01:52:56,610 Are you dancing at your mother's wedding? Turn it off. 1772 01:52:56,910 --> 01:52:58,620 Ghanshyam, turn off the music. 1773 01:52:59,030 --> 01:53:00,580 Yes, brother. 1774 01:53:01,030 --> 01:53:02,080 Turn it off. 1775 01:53:03,160 --> 01:53:04,120 Mom... 1776 01:53:05,950 --> 01:53:07,660 Is this what I taught you? 1777 01:53:07,820 --> 01:53:09,980 When elders are talking, never interfere. 1778 01:53:10,070 --> 01:53:12,730 -Alright. Listen to me... -Pinky swear. 1779 01:53:13,700 --> 01:53:15,120 STFU. 1780 01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:23,740 It's okay. 1781 01:53:25,530 --> 01:53:26,660 Keep the calm. 1782 01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:28,490 What an arm! 1783 01:53:29,030 --> 01:53:32,740 So, Colonel, what is your problem? 1784 01:53:32,820 --> 01:53:34,980 -Nothing. I don't have a problem, I... -Look... 1785 01:53:35,070 --> 01:53:39,020 We'll hired a talented manager for your cafe. 1786 01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:42,450 List your home on Airbnb. 1787 01:53:42,820 --> 01:53:47,360 And...there's a collar available for sleepwalking back home. 1788 01:53:47,660 --> 01:53:49,240 We'll put it on you. 1789 01:53:49,320 --> 01:53:52,730 We'll know as soon as you step out of the room. 1790 01:53:52,820 --> 01:53:55,020 Aunty...let's not discuss this right now. 1791 01:53:56,280 --> 01:53:58,620 When elders are talking, never interfere. 1792 01:53:59,990 --> 01:54:01,120 And Colonel... 1793 01:54:01,200 --> 01:54:04,870 if you still want to carry on with your "Won't Quit India" movement, 1794 01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:10,490 there's a state-of-the-art old age home in Dehradun. 1795 01:54:10,570 --> 01:54:12,270 We'll have you enrolled there. 1796 01:54:12,370 --> 01:54:13,700 Are you going to say something? 1797 01:54:15,120 --> 01:54:17,580 He won't break a swear. 1798 01:54:17,740 --> 01:54:20,080 We don't have a choice, dear. 1799 01:54:20,370 --> 01:54:24,660 Shastri ji says your dad's going to live till he's 100. 1800 01:54:25,160 --> 01:54:26,160 How old are you? 1801 01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:28,740 Currently...63. 1802 01:54:29,820 --> 01:54:31,820 37 years? My God. 1803 01:54:31,910 --> 01:54:35,740 How will these two manage for 37 years? 1804 01:54:37,410 --> 01:54:38,870 Look, Colonel... Understand. 1805 01:54:39,490 --> 01:54:40,910 Either you die on your own... 1806 01:54:42,620 --> 01:54:45,740 Or our last option is to kill you. 1807 01:54:45,820 --> 01:54:47,570 Aunty, stop it. What are you saying? 1808 01:54:47,660 --> 01:54:48,620 Have you lost your mind? 1809 01:54:48,700 --> 01:54:50,240 -No. -Then enough! 1810 01:54:50,410 --> 01:54:52,080 She's rambling under intoxication. 1811 01:54:52,370 --> 01:54:53,330 -Please... -Not a word more. 1812 01:54:53,410 --> 01:54:54,620 -Please. Rumi, please. -Dad, please. 1813 01:54:55,070 --> 01:54:56,020 Quiet! 1814 01:54:56,160 --> 01:54:57,080 Rumi! 1815 01:54:57,910 --> 01:54:59,120 Mom, one minute. 1816 01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:03,780 I was only giving the solution. I... 1817 01:55:07,870 --> 01:55:09,580 This is not the way to speak to mom. 1818 01:55:10,370 --> 01:55:11,660 Mama's boy to the rescue. 1819 01:55:11,870 --> 01:55:15,490 Didn't I say I don't want Dad to find out about us? 1820 01:55:15,570 --> 01:55:17,520 And you didn't respect it. 1821 01:55:17,620 --> 01:55:18,830 What else should I do? 1822 01:55:19,620 --> 01:55:20,780 What is the solution to your obstinacy? 1823 01:55:20,870 --> 01:55:23,490 Did anyone ask for a solution? No! 1824 01:55:24,780 --> 01:55:26,660 Do we want to hire a manager for the cafe? 1825 01:55:26,910 --> 01:55:27,780 No! 1826 01:55:27,870 --> 01:55:29,700 List our home on Airbnb? 1827 01:55:29,780 --> 01:55:30,490 No! 1828 01:55:30,570 --> 01:55:33,190 Enrol Dad in an old-age home? Absolutely not. 1829 01:55:33,280 --> 01:55:34,280 So, please. 1830 01:55:35,030 --> 01:55:37,740 Keep your solutions to yourself and get the hell out of here. 1831 01:55:37,910 --> 01:55:38,830 Rumi! 1832 01:55:40,530 --> 01:55:41,950 You are being rude! 1833 01:55:44,410 --> 01:55:45,200 Apologise. 1834 01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:47,490 -I didn't say anything wrong. -Everything you said is wrong! 1835 01:55:49,570 --> 01:55:50,860 Your ideology is flawed. 1836 01:55:52,570 --> 01:55:54,190 When daughters are born, 1837 01:55:54,280 --> 01:55:58,580 parents are aware that eventually she will move to her own household. 1838 01:56:02,530 --> 01:56:04,030 This... is my home. 1839 01:56:05,530 --> 01:56:07,240 Want me to get married and move to the US? 1840 01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:10,620 You nearly died the other night. 1841 01:56:11,870 --> 01:56:14,580 How can I live with my guilt if anything happens to you? 1842 01:56:17,160 --> 01:56:18,950 I am not going anywhere, leaving you. 1843 01:56:19,820 --> 01:56:21,570 Because my soul dwells here. 1844 01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:26,080 I am ready to settle down in the US. 1845 01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:28,160 I will go. 1846 01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:36,240 You refused to go to Delhi for two days for the wedding of your own niece- 1847 01:56:36,320 --> 01:56:37,770 Leaving this tree behind. 1848 01:56:38,280 --> 01:56:39,700 Can you move to the US? 1849 01:56:41,530 --> 01:56:44,740 Don't sacrifice your future for my past. 1850 01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:46,030 Don't 1851 01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:47,740 Don't. 1852 01:56:54,410 --> 01:56:56,490 Don't sacrifice your love. 1853 01:56:57,410 --> 01:56:58,950 Don't. 1854 01:57:00,700 --> 01:57:02,620 It's no longer about love, sir. 1855 01:57:06,450 --> 01:57:09,580 Any girl who misinterprets my mother's intentions, 1856 01:57:11,740 --> 01:57:14,200 speaks rudely to her, 1857 01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:18,780 doesn't deserve my love. 1858 01:57:19,870 --> 01:57:21,700 Marriage is out of the question. 1859 01:57:21,780 --> 01:57:22,830 Ray. 1860 01:57:26,370 --> 01:57:29,370 If anyone else had spoken so rudely to you, 1861 01:57:31,740 --> 01:57:33,870 you know what I would have done. 1862 01:57:43,370 --> 01:57:45,620 I am not a mama's boy for namesake. 1863 01:57:51,120 --> 01:57:52,120 Let's go. 1864 01:58:06,660 --> 01:58:07,530 Dad! 1865 01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:46,080 Rumi. 1866 01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:51,950 Why should you make the sacrifice? 1867 01:58:53,700 --> 01:58:54,780 Why not me? 1868 01:58:57,490 --> 01:59:00,330 Because you've already made your share of sacrifices. 1869 01:59:00,780 --> 01:59:01,330 But Rumi... 1870 01:59:01,410 --> 01:59:03,830 Who took care of Mom till she breathed her last? 1871 01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:07,160 Could I become a writer 1872 01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:10,200 if I had quit my course midway? 1873 01:59:11,320 --> 01:59:14,520 So... it's my turn to greatness. 1874 01:59:27,740 --> 01:59:29,910 Don't let mom's love blind you. 1875 01:59:31,370 --> 01:59:33,120 Even you know it's my fault. 1876 01:59:36,660 --> 01:59:39,370 I wasn't amused either when you said you'd get him killed. 1877 01:59:54,780 --> 01:59:55,740 Rumi. 1878 01:59:58,030 --> 01:59:59,280 I am sorry, dear. 1879 02:00:00,530 --> 02:00:02,620 Don't apologise, aunty. 1880 02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:06,330 I shouldn't have spoken to you so rudely. 1881 02:00:07,070 --> 02:00:07,940 I am sorry. 1882 02:00:08,910 --> 02:00:10,080 I crossed the line. 1883 02:00:13,990 --> 02:00:16,200 If you hadn't crossed that line, 1884 02:00:17,410 --> 02:00:19,700 my words wouldn't have come true. 1885 02:00:22,030 --> 02:00:25,330 That my son will never find anyone better than you. 1886 02:00:39,780 --> 02:00:40,740 Rumi. 1887 02:00:41,070 --> 02:00:41,940 Doctor. 1888 02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:43,780 Did you miss his blood pressure dosage in the morning? 1889 02:00:44,740 --> 02:00:45,660 Rumi? 1890 02:00:46,370 --> 02:00:48,870 Carelessness with medicine, can prove to be fatal. 1891 02:00:51,070 --> 02:00:51,900 Look. 1892 02:01:24,660 --> 02:01:26,280 Even if you leave the medicines on his table, 1893 02:01:27,320 --> 02:01:28,570 he still forgets. 1894 02:01:30,530 --> 02:01:32,280 They need to be handed to him directly 1895 02:01:36,740 --> 02:01:38,490 We were lucky we were together today, 1896 02:01:39,820 --> 02:01:41,770 so we got to the hospital on time. 1897 02:01:44,450 --> 02:01:46,080 But what if no one had been here? 1898 02:01:49,570 --> 02:01:51,480 I know you'll say... 1899 02:01:52,820 --> 02:01:54,570 He's ready to move to the US. 1900 02:01:58,990 --> 02:02:03,740 But how can I... put my happiness before his? 1901 02:02:06,870 --> 02:02:08,330 I can't do it. 1902 02:02:16,160 --> 02:02:21,450 Parents make many sacrifices for their children, so... 1903 02:02:21,870 --> 02:02:23,280 It's only fair that... 1904 02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:28,860 the children make some sacrifices for their parents. 1905 02:02:34,070 --> 02:02:35,320 I really thought you well. 1906 02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:38,030 You did. 1907 02:03:16,280 --> 02:03:18,700 There was already a lot of drama at the musical nite, 1908 02:03:19,490 --> 02:03:22,030 that you topped it all with this melodrama. 1909 02:03:23,570 --> 02:03:24,860 You scared us, dude. 1910 02:03:24,950 --> 02:03:26,240 That Rumi... 1911 02:03:26,820 --> 02:03:29,940 That Rumi is naive. 1912 02:03:30,370 --> 02:03:31,370 She's like me. 1913 02:03:31,570 --> 02:03:32,820 I'll explain to her. 1914 02:03:32,910 --> 02:03:34,580 I'll explain to her. 1915 02:03:34,950 --> 02:03:38,580 I am ready to move to the US. 1916 02:03:45,030 --> 02:03:46,580 You are such a latch-on person. 1917 02:03:47,700 --> 02:03:49,410 No one's willing to take you there. 1918 02:03:50,620 --> 02:03:52,120 What are you ready for? 1919 02:03:54,660 --> 02:03:57,280 So emotionally, you were singing "I love my India". 1920 02:03:57,950 --> 02:03:59,080 Now stay here. 1921 02:04:00,820 --> 02:04:02,400 But promise me... 1922 02:04:05,490 --> 02:04:06,870 you will complete the century. 1923 02:04:11,410 --> 02:04:16,620 Because I love you more than I love your daughter. 1924 02:04:20,490 --> 02:04:22,080 You filled the gap... 1925 02:04:24,990 --> 02:04:26,830 that my idiot father left behind. 1926 02:04:31,490 --> 02:04:32,620 And anyway... 1927 02:04:33,660 --> 02:04:39,280 Stories, rumours, legends, These are all marks of love that failed. 1928 02:04:40,570 --> 02:04:41,400 Aren't they? 1929 02:04:42,490 --> 02:04:43,530 But... 1930 02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:46,280 Oh, please. 1931 02:04:48,370 --> 02:04:52,700 I am doing a pathetic job of trying to act strong. 1932 02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:56,990 Don't ruin my performance with your practical talks. 1933 02:05:00,700 --> 02:05:02,030 What do you want? 1934 02:05:05,910 --> 02:05:06,990 Permission... 1935 02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:12,490 ... to call you dad from now on. 1936 02:05:16,870 --> 02:05:18,450 You have every right. 1937 02:07:39,950 --> 02:07:41,120 Give up your stubbornness. 1938 02:07:41,320 --> 02:07:42,820 I am ready to settle in USA. 1939 02:07:42,910 --> 02:07:44,580 Dad, is it necessary to get married? 1940 02:07:44,700 --> 02:07:45,450 Absolutely not. 1941 02:07:45,820 --> 02:07:46,190 Only... 1942 02:07:46,450 --> 02:07:47,580 The reasons have to be valid. 1943 02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:50,450 The burden of your marriage not happening because of me. 1944 02:07:50,530 --> 02:07:53,580 I wouldn't be able to carry this burden for a long time. 1945 02:07:54,370 --> 02:07:55,580 Rest is upto you. 1946 02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:49,990 I am so sorry, son. 1947 02:08:50,070 --> 02:08:51,110 Mom. 1948 02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:53,490 -What happened? -I am so sorry. 1949 02:09:05,070 --> 02:09:06,190 What happened, Mom? 1950 02:09:07,700 --> 02:09:08,870 Pinky promise. 1951 02:09:12,200 --> 02:09:13,620 Will you do as I say? 1952 02:09:19,070 --> 02:09:23,360 Remember how the girl at the wedding in Delhi 1953 02:09:23,450 --> 02:09:26,200 wouldn't stop crying and was irritating us. 1954 02:09:28,160 --> 02:09:29,990 I was laughing at that time, 1955 02:09:30,410 --> 02:09:33,200 but I knew exactly the state of her heart. 1956 02:09:34,620 --> 02:09:39,490 It's... truly the hardest day in a girl's life. 1957 02:09:42,160 --> 02:09:48,580 Where she is expected to instantly leave behind 1958 02:09:49,410 --> 02:09:56,450 her life, her relations, and her home. 1959 02:09:58,370 --> 02:10:02,490 And make this new place and people her whole life. 1960 02:10:05,820 --> 02:10:07,070 Unfair, right? 1961 02:10:12,660 --> 02:10:14,160 I'm gonna change it. 1962 02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:18,660 I'm gonna change it. 1963 02:10:20,990 --> 02:10:23,200 Someone will have to take the initiative. 1964 02:10:24,870 --> 02:10:26,240 You... 1965 02:10:27,870 --> 02:10:30,120 marry Rumi and... 1966 02:10:32,820 --> 02:10:34,520 settle down in Agra. 1967 02:10:43,370 --> 02:10:44,780 Have you lost it, Mom? 1968 02:10:48,410 --> 02:10:49,780 Do you know what you're saying? 1969 02:10:50,030 --> 02:10:52,370 You won't find a better girl than her. 1970 02:10:52,990 --> 02:10:56,580 She thinks only about her father, and you only think about your mother. 1971 02:10:58,530 --> 02:11:01,990 She is trying to get over her love for her father. 1972 02:11:02,070 --> 02:11:05,480 And you quit your dreams for your mother. 1973 02:11:07,450 --> 02:11:09,370 But no more. Enough. 1974 02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:10,850 You're not getting it, Mom. 1975 02:11:12,900 --> 02:11:14,480 I can't live without you. 1976 02:11:15,250 --> 02:11:17,090 I love Rumi a lot. 1977 02:11:17,620 --> 02:11:20,450 And no one can probably change this fact. 1978 02:11:21,030 --> 02:11:23,940 But no one can also change the fact that you are my first love. 1979 02:11:26,240 --> 02:11:28,660 And I can't think of living someplace else without you. 1980 02:11:29,120 --> 02:11:30,830 Then I'll come along with you. 1981 02:11:31,500 --> 02:11:34,790 We, mother-son, we'll be all over the old man's place like we own it. 1982 02:11:34,810 --> 02:11:36,940 It's not that easy. This house, the... 1983 02:11:38,280 --> 02:11:41,030 My home is where you are. 1984 02:11:43,570 --> 02:11:46,360 So, if it's Agra, then f**k it. 1985 02:11:46,450 --> 02:11:48,030 We're moving to Agra. 1986 02:11:52,160 --> 02:11:53,870 You made a pinky promise. 1987 02:12:07,650 --> 02:12:11,030 And as the two soulmates, that they always knew they were, 1988 02:12:11,410 --> 02:12:12,580 kissed each other. 1989 02:12:13,450 --> 02:12:16,160 The fireworks illuminated the dark sky. 1990 02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:20,130 The two lovers not only left each other's embrace, 1991 02:12:20,240 --> 02:12:21,830 but also each other's lives. 1992 02:12:22,570 --> 02:12:26,520 With a promise in their heart to love each other forever... 1993 02:12:26,740 --> 02:12:27,740 ...and ever. 1994 02:12:27,820 --> 02:12:29,480 I will always love him. 1995 02:12:30,320 --> 02:12:32,190 Forever and ever. 1996 02:12:34,570 --> 02:12:35,150 Very Nice. 1997 02:12:40,570 --> 02:12:42,110 How did you all like the book? 1998 02:12:42,570 --> 02:12:43,940 I am sure you all loved it. 1999 02:12:44,410 --> 02:12:46,080 Rumi wrote it with a lot of love. 2000 02:12:46,780 --> 02:12:48,370 I will give it five stars - No! 2001 02:12:49,030 --> 02:12:50,160 I'll give it gold stars. 2002 02:12:50,660 --> 02:12:54,950 But, Rumi, today I want to give something more than stars. 2003 02:13:00,570 --> 02:13:01,570 Rumi. 2004 02:13:03,700 --> 02:13:04,910 Will you marry me? 2005 02:13:12,150 --> 02:13:12,980 Hey... 2006 02:13:16,120 --> 02:13:25,240 "You are mine, I am yours." 2007 02:13:26,240 --> 02:13:30,240 "You are mine." 2008 02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:40,120 Where? 2009 02:13:40,570 --> 02:13:41,520 Why? 2010 02:13:41,870 --> 02:13:42,740 Without a reason... 2011 02:13:44,370 --> 02:13:45,450 Wait right there. 2012 02:13:58,870 --> 02:14:01,990 How are you? 2013 02:14:04,910 --> 02:14:06,240 I read your book. 2014 02:14:07,490 --> 02:14:08,580 It's nonsense. 2015 02:14:10,070 --> 02:14:14,860 Because in real life, only knowing how much the hero loves the heroine, 2016 02:14:15,990 --> 02:14:17,080 is not enough. 2017 02:14:17,870 --> 02:14:19,120 It's just not enough. 2018 02:14:20,410 --> 02:14:23,660 It's a happy ending only when the hero and heroine 2019 02:14:24,230 --> 02:14:26,890 live happily ever after. 2020 02:14:28,870 --> 02:14:33,080 Can Dad add our names to his ration card? 2021 02:14:34,780 --> 02:14:36,870 Because we, Mom and Son, are here for good 2022 02:14:37,490 --> 02:14:39,780 to set up camp permanently in your home. 2023 02:14:40,910 --> 02:14:43,160 And if your father has a problem with you, 2024 02:14:44,200 --> 02:14:46,530 then he has no idea what's in store for him. 2025 02:14:46,820 --> 02:14:49,860 But that he has to be okay with. 2026 02:14:50,450 --> 02:14:52,990 Because mom's coming with me in a package deal. 2027 02:14:54,630 --> 02:14:56,260 What are you saying? 2028 02:14:56,750 --> 02:14:58,130 It's very simple. 2029 02:15:02,030 --> 02:15:03,490 Had I realised this earlier, 2030 02:15:04,630 --> 02:15:07,220 it would have saved months of emotional drama. 2031 02:15:08,410 --> 02:15:10,660 I forgot my own rule. 2032 02:15:12,030 --> 02:15:18,160 What is a man who cannot make a sacrifice... for his favourite woman? 2033 02:15:19,620 --> 02:15:22,620 How does it matter whether you move in with me or I move in with you? 2034 02:15:23,160 --> 02:15:25,370 Whether Dad moves to the US with us 2035 02:15:26,870 --> 02:15:28,410 or Mom moves to Agra. 2036 02:15:28,950 --> 02:15:30,580 Doesn't matter. 2037 02:15:33,320 --> 02:15:34,770 So we came here. 2038 02:15:36,370 --> 02:15:37,990 Plus, this is 2025. 2039 02:15:38,200 --> 02:15:40,330 When the bride sweeps away the groom, 2040 02:15:41,410 --> 02:15:45,030 that will make a classic love story. 2041 02:15:47,910 --> 02:15:49,620 Which we will tell our children. 2042 02:15:51,370 --> 02:15:54,990 And if we have daughters, I won't let them go anywhere. 2043 02:15:55,320 --> 02:15:56,570 After their marriage, 2044 02:15:58,070 --> 02:16:00,730 I will make their husband live-in sons-in-law. 2045 02:16:01,160 --> 02:16:02,410 Like my father-in-law. 2046 02:16:13,820 --> 02:16:15,230 So Rumi Vardhan... 2047 02:16:18,320 --> 02:16:21,270 Will you marry me and my mom? 2048 02:16:47,030 --> 02:16:48,030 Yeah. 2049 02:17:08,820 --> 02:17:11,820 -I am so sorry, baby. -It's alright. It's all in the family now. 2050 02:17:47,780 --> 02:17:53,490 So finally, Rumi and I found our '90s love story in the 2025 hookup culture. 2051 02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:57,240 Our story didn't have any parental opposition, 2052 02:17:57,450 --> 02:17:59,330 but without parental support, 2053 02:17:59,530 --> 02:18:01,910 this love story would have never been complete. 2054 02:18:02,450 --> 02:18:03,660 And it's also right... 2055 02:18:03,870 --> 02:18:05,950 Without the support and blessings of the parents, 2056 02:18:06,280 --> 02:18:08,620 no love story can ever be complete. 2057 02:18:09,700 --> 02:18:11,780 Whether Alexa plays it or not, but the truth is... 2058 02:18:12,160 --> 02:18:13,120 But the truth is... 2059 02:18:13,780 --> 02:18:18,030 You are everything to me-my parent, my guide, my God."